- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Women's professional sports

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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