What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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