a person who will soon die of beeties

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

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What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

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wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

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whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

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What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

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What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

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What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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