What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

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golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

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Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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An anti-joke

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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