- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Allah walked into AK Bar

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

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