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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

Q: knok knok A: Im home

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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