- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

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Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

A seal walks into a club.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

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