- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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