A man said to another man," you are so stupid you climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side." The second man said," well you were on this side of the wall and I'm going to kick your ass." The second man had been drinking that night.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well you should really try some.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

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Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

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Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

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"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

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I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

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Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

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What happened to the man who killed his family? Rape.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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A black man, a mexican, and a christain are on an island. There are also many other people on the island, since all of North America and South America is one giant land mass.

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What's the difference between a plumber and a gynecologist? One has a knowledge of piping system of a house and the ability to fix said pipes and the other has the medical knowledge of a women's vagina.

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