- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

whats brown and sticky? Doody

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

I think everybody should have a penis.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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