- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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