- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

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What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

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