- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

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A young baby died.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

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