- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

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