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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

Your mom showed up at my house last night. I kindly greeted her and asked if I could help her with anything.

A man with a broken arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I broke my arm, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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