Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

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the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

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Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

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Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

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Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't he got ran over half way.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

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Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

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whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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This guy went to the store because he needed potatoes. So he asked the clerk where the potatoes were at and she said "Isle fiveeeeeee!" So he went there and there were no potatoes ! hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahajhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahhahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahaahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahaahahahahahhhhahha

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Rylan Clark

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

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What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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