- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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