why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

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Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

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Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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