What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

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why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

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Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

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Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

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I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

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Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

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What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

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Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

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A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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