- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

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