Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

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Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

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What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

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Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

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What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

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Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

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How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

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What's clear and looks like water? Water.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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