- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

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Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

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