- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

roses are red, violates are blue, you left me for David, I am about to kill you bam *bam**bam*

why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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