A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

Puns are terrible. I love them.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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