Max Head fingered himself, HAH

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

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Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

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OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

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what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

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In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

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Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

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What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

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How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

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Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

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As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

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My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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