- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

A miserable man committed suicide.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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