- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

Knock Knock Who did that?

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

A dancer walks into a barre

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

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