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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

Jesus walks on water, Humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans, Therefore i am 70% Jesus.

Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

ever tried african food? they neither

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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