So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

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What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

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Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

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What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

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wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

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What's 1+1? 69.

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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