- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

womens rights

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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