What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

A russian gives away vodka.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

Anyone can post anything.

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

I'm rick james bitch

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

yo mama's so dumb, she had to retake the 11th grade.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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