What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

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Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

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Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

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Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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A pope meets another one

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth? Stuck

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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There was a girl that got on the bus . The bus started moving as soon as sat . The bus driver looked up at the window and saw the girl coming closer . Every time she came closer , the more he looked , the girls nose kept on bleeding more and more . When the girl was right next to the bus driver , he started to shudder in fear looking forward , knowing that she is there . When he looks to his right , the girl looked at him , then looked at the window . And started to pick her nose .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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