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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

You tell me. I have amnesia.

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

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