- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

Why do fat people commit suicide

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

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