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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

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