- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

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