Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

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What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

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An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

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Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

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How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

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Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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