Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

Potassium? K.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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