- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

Gus's mom

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

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