- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

You know what's funny? Rape

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

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