- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

Q: Whats pointy and sharp and rhymes with life? A: A spear. It's close enough.

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

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