Why'd the chicken cross the road? It needed excitement in its otherwise mundane lifestyle.

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2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

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Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

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roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

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what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

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How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

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An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

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Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

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Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

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Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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