How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Roses are, blue, Violets are red, Screw poetic forms, I wish you were dead

what did Susie, the girl with no arms, say after she fell off the swing? nothing, she was killed on impact.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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