Q:Way C'nt U reed tHis? A: Because im retarted -ian surprenant

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

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roses are red violets are blue i smell meth abkfjbekfhbkfsdshjfbkhb

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What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

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A duck walks into a bar. A horse walks into a bar. A cow walks into a bar. A bear walks into a bar. The owner tells them to get out, but they can't understand humans. So they just stayed there.

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What did the pc say to the Mac? You suck

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

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Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

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Why did Colussi miss 2 years of school? -Because he died

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What does a dinosaur and TImmy's mom have in common? They're both dead

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If you die, and have 5 cents in your pocket, does the toast still land jelly side down?

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What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

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Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

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What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. Why? A. To get to the other side. A. Knock, Knock. B. Who's there? A. The chicken.

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im gonna sue mcdonalds i asked for a hamburger and it was a beef burger -_-

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The answer really isn't that important.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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Why are cats mammals? Because they are descended from primordial mammals in the distant past which are the common ancestors of all mammals.

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