Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

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How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

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What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Simon says.. Nothing because he's deaf.

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Roses are red violets are blue suck my **** and I'll **** you too

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whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name is Paco, And yours is too.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

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Why did the black man have sex with the white woman? Because they were married.

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What is black, white and red all over? Something that pertains those characteristics

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? 10. 3 in back, 2 up front and the rest in the ash tray.

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One time, I called the police, but it was actually a fire. So my neighbors died.

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A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

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Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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