- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

Q: What did the tree say as he fell? A: Studies have shown plants in general do not have a voice box, thus making plants incapable of speaking.

"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

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Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

Why did the blond fall down? She died.

what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

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why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

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