- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

Why was six afraid of 7? Because 7 was a terrorist.

Three black men walk into a bar. One of the men, having recently reached sobriety, opts not to commence in the consumption of alcohol. The other two, impressed by his level of restraint, decide to leave the bar and take the initiative to turn their lives around for the better.

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