- Anti Joke

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Good job, son.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.