- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

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