- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

womens rights.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me, your friend George! You don't remember me! Oh. Sorry. I'm kidding. I'm a robber.

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

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