What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What do you call sad communities that have to share resources? Communists.

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Are you ready kids "Aye Aye Captain" I Can't hear you "AYE AYE CAPTAIN" Ohh... Who lives in a pineapple under the sea "Spongebob squarepants" Absorbant and yellow and porous is he "Spongebob Squarepants" If nautical nonsense be something you wish "Spongebob Squarepants" Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish "Spongebob Squarepants" READY Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

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Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

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Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

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Whats brown and smells bad poo

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Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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