- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

whats gay and american? a gay american

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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