How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

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Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

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Nobody cares maddie!

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Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

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I am a mime

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(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

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Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

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What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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What do a Mexican and a elephant have in common? Aside from the fact they're both alive beings, they share the same kingdom, phylum, class and the fact of both being alive beings, each other are in constant contact with the environment, they both share affectionate ties with partners of their species, being them from the same family, breeding partner ou even just alive beings of the same especies of each one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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