whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

What's upside down? umop apisdn

Allah walked into AK Bar

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

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