What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

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why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

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why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

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Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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