Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

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Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

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roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

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Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

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What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

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your mom.

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What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

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Why was the Irish Cop happy to see the Mexican family killed in a accident? Because the Lopez family were a family known for generosity and selflessness. It came as no surprise to anyone who knew Steven Lopez and his beloved family that they were all organ donors and not only that but Shelly Lopez, Steven's oldest daughter had blood type O negative (the universal donor). Officer McO'Brianiganly's wife is dying in the hospital in need of a kidney transplant, doctors have given her just weeks to live. Now, thanks to unfortunate events for la familia Lopez., Officer McO'Brianiganly and his wife can live a long happy life together, just as they always imagined.

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A man walks into a bar, and he died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

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Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

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What killed Hitler? His gas bill.

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Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

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What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

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Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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