Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

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Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

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Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

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I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

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Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

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A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

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Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

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What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

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Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

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I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

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Neither have I

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

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HOW TO RE-AD : FOR DUMMIES. (HELLEN KELLER ADDITION)

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A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

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What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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