Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Once, I went to Peru.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

Dwarf Shortage

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

A man did not like this site

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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