- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

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