whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

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A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

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How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

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Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

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What's big fat and ugly? A monster

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Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

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What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

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What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

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What's big fat and hairy? Peter

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Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

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guess what? bannanas

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A man with Tourette's syndrome walks into a bar. Because of his disease, he shouts unexpected profanities across the room, and everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the humiliation anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom, pulls out a gun, and points it at his head. His wife walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and he notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to make. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. Shocked and afraid, he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentenced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man still suffers from Tourette's and cannot control his ticks and rots in jail. He continues to scream random obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

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why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

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Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

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What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

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