Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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