- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

A penis walks into a bar..

FOX News: Fair and balanced

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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