- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

Pain Olympics.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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