A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

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My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

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What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

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A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

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Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

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What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

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so a horse walks into a bar right, and he goes up to the bartender, and the bartender being a smartass says why the long face(get because hes a horse), and the horse says his wife is dying of lung cancer, child services are taking his kids away , and im addicted to crack and that is why i have a long face the bartender then gives him the next round for free and the the horse dies of alchohol poisoning

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Q: What did the kid say after he told a stupid joke? A: Well they banned me from Anti-Joke!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue...........Im wearing socks

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Q. What did the atheist ask the pregnant woman? A. You gonna eat that?

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whats the same about a red crayon and a blue crayon? there both the same color except for the blue one

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Waseem is sad because all his jokes are not funny!

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

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why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

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Math: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 4 in the other, what do I have?" Answer: "An unreasonable amount of bottles to hold in two hands."

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What did helen keller say when she saw a talking horse? nothing. because she didn't see the horse and they also cannot talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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