- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Knock knock I thought no one was home so I left... Turns out my grandma hung herself

Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

I named my cat Pounce because she jumps. In retrospect I suppose most cats do jump, in fact, they are even known for it.

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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Q: why did the plain crash A: the driver is a loaf of bread

And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

Why did the Chicken cross the road? He didn't, the farm this chicken was on had fences bordering it to avoid this very situation.

Where's Stevin Hawkins? He went for a walk.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

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