- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

Two gay men are seen walking down a street in Texas. Actually now that I think about it homosexuality is pretty much outlawed in Texas. Two gay men are thrown into a Texan Jail where they spend the rest of their lives, cold hungry and alone.

Do you work at subway? Because I often enjoy eating there and i think the food is pretty good. I do not however eat there everyday because i might get overweight and get a eating disorder.

What's good about having alzheimers? You meet new people every day!

:D STORY TIME! :D ... :D So once upon a time there was a... :) Uhm... :\ I forgot... Sorry :(

what did the African baby get for his birthday?..... AIDS

Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

Three black men walk into a bar. One of the men, having recently reached sobriety, opts not to commence in the consumption of alcohol. The other two, impressed by his level of restraint, decide to leave the bar and take the initiative to turn their lives around for the better.

Why was six afraid of 7? Because 7 was a terrorist.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" A few people laugh, but the horse, incapable of speech, does not. He is unfamiliar with this location and begins to panic. In his panic his leg is broken. He is put down shorty thereafter.

How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

Bob: Why did the chicken cross the road? Angus: To get to the other side... Bob: No. Chickens are unaware of the dangers of the road, and it was ignorant of the oncoming traffic during it's aimless wandering.

Roses are Red Violets are Black Why is your chest As flat as your back

Gay republicans

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

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