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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

What is yellow, and cannot swim? A School Bus.

What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

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