Your mother just died.

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

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Why did a 36 year old Asian man stop in the middle of raping someone A: He realized that what he was doing was immoral and that it could scar someone for the rest of there lives and that he could serve a sentence of up to 35 years which would mean he would miss out on the special offers that QVC has to offer during this time

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

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darude- sandstorm

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Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

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so today i took a poop. hehe

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One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

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I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

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Thank you so much Nero, I have read it and I am crying because I am happy, at first I was worried because I have never cried out of happiness before. But its over. Nero, you underestimate yourself a lot, promise me we will work with that together, sometimes you almost convince me you are as inferior as you say, but then you get out of your shell of doubt your past has caused in you (its not you when you doubt yourself its what they put in you), you are always there when people need you, teach me hypnosis someday and let me remove that part of you which does not allow you to believe in yourself. Dont reply Nero, calm down and sleep, I feel you are allright, I just know.

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Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

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A white man and a drunken black man enters the bar, the bartender calls the cop and the black man is dragged into the police car. The black man screams YOU ARE RACIST! YOU DAMN RACISTS! The cops tell him he has been walking around the streets naked the last 2 days... Oooh... I am really sorry sir says the black man. He was forgiven and went sober forever. Moral: No moral, that is the anti moral in this anti joke...and besides I am a W class celebrity.enjoy life

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Why did the chicken cross the street? He wanted to make breakfast

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What do you call the worst band ever? Nickelback.

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How was a blonde woman able to get into Harvard? She was smart and had a very good SAT score.

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What's big and grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If I Had A Brick I Would Throw It At You

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