You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

A man penetrates another man.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

I just threw up..In my pants.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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