- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

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