Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

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there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

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What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

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Chuck Norris.

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Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

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If you die, and have 5 cents in your pocket, does the toast still land jelly side down?

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What do you get a when you cross a chocolate bar and some haribo? A disease complex characterized by persistent hyperglycemia caused by insufficient insulin production or resistance to the metabolic action of insulin. Diabetes mellitus (DM) is generally classified as insulin-dependent (IDDM, type I), non-insulin-dependent (NIDDM, type II), or secondary diabetes mellitus

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why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

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My son won the lottery. I shot him so I could have the money.

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A man and a women are having sex. He farted so she left before he came.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The answer really isn't that important.

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What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

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What did little Sally say to the clown after the party? 'For someone who specializes in entertaining children of a young age, I am slightly underwhelmed at the degree of humor my friends and I have derived from your jokes today.'

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Trampoline.

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What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

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Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future

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What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

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