some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

I just threw up..In my pants.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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