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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happen to the popo who got arrested? he told himself that he had the right to remain silent

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple whilst you're in a bar after finding out you have cancer when you visited your families grave? Having a refrigerator thrown at you by an aids infected monkey with no arms or legs.

why did the kid cross the road he didnt he had no legs

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the mountains? A: Bear food.

Roses are red, foxes are clever, I like your butt, let me touch it forever!

What did the Johhny say to the black man when he saw him buying a watermelon? Nothing, Johnny is mute.

How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it doesn't matter because he got hit by a bus before he could even make it.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

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