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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Did you hear about the Dislexic Devil worshipers? They sold their soul to Santa.

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

what happen to the popo who got arrested? he told himself that he had the right to remain silent

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the mountains? A: Bear food.

Knock knock Who's there The police The police who? Ma'am your son is dead

why did the kid cross the road he didnt he had no legs

A man walks into an insane asylum and says hello-The inmates assault him with mindless babble. A man walks into an insane asylum and says argblthenthrozaphowea-The inmates say hello.

Why did the irishman go to the bar? because he was a designated driver and was picking up his friend.

Roses are red, foxes are clever, I like your butt, let me touch it forever!

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple whilst you're in a bar after finding out you have cancer when you visited your families grave? Having a refrigerator thrown at you by an aids infected monkey with no arms or legs.

a black guy with a parrot on his shoulder was walking down the street. another man asked, "where did you get him?" The parrot said, "theres tons of them in africa."

What did the Johhny say to the black man when he saw him buying a watermelon? Nothing, Johnny is mute.

Anyone??????????/

How many of my Dad's "fishing buddies" have gone down to the basement for a "meeting", but never returned? 37 so far. I'm concerned. I seriously have never seen my dad fish. Pretty sure he doesn't own a fishing pole.

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