What do you call a cat up a tree in a party hat? A cat up a tree with a party hat

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a white man, a black man, a chinese man and a mexican man stand at the edge of a roof. the chinese man stands at the edge and says "this is for ma people" and jumps off. then the mexican stands at the edge of the roof and says "this is for my people" and jumps off. finally, the black man stands at the edge of the roof and shouts "this is for my people!" and throws the white man off. The End XD

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What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

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Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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The way I see it, you are pretty lucky I am a tough guy, the kind you like. Anyway you where really wondering if I ever refer myself as a boy? Sigh, I mean I AM A BOY! WHAT? WHAT? Savage jokes? What jokes?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

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What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

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why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

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What is fat and white? A polar bear with a glandular problem.

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What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

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Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

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Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

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Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

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What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

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A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

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Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

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roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

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Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

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How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

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what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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