- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

roses are red, violets are red, a girl had her period in my garden.

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

A seal walks into a club.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

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