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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

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