Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

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A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

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Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

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What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

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YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

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Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

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your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

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What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

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What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

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Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

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A Man Walks into a Bar with a Dog. He is blind, and is promptly guided to his seat by other patrons.

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a white man, a black man, a chinese man and a mexican man stand at the edge of a roof. the chinese man stands at the edge and says "this is for ma people" and jumps off. then the mexican stands at the edge of the roof and says "this is for my people" and jumps off. finally, the black man stands at the edge of the roof and shouts "this is for my people!" and throws the white man off. The End XD

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Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He is seriously pissed off about being repeatedly subjected to this level of intense interrogation. Do you ask other animals why they chase their tails or claw at dirt? Do people ask you why you run when you're late? How would you like to have every move you made transformed into some cliche, old farce? There's a road, he's a chicken, there are only so many possible outcomes.

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What did the father tell his son who was caught stealing from the teacher? --The father didn't say anything because he walked out on his family when the children were born.

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A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

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The way I see it, you are pretty lucky I am a tough guy, the kind you like. Anyway you where really wondering if I ever refer myself as a boy? Sigh, I mean I AM A BOY! WHAT? WHAT? Savage jokes? What jokes?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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