- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

Why did 9/11 take place? Because God hates Satan

What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

What's white and black? Color blind.

Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

Why did the chicken cross the road? The answer really isn't that important.

Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. Why? A. To get to the other side. A. Knock, Knock. B. Who's there? A. The chicken.

What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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