Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

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What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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Abortion

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

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What do an elephant and a grape have in common? Well, depending on your ideological views they are either both God's creations or two examples of species which have evolved over time. That is all.

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Why does Santa wear sleigh bells? Because he's got leprosy.

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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What's the difference between a red ball and a blue ball? There both blue but the red one

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Do you know the reason people like sleeping? It's because they have good dreams. Ooh la la.--

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eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

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Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

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why did the mom beat up her son with downs because he was matt daly

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

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ok there is 3 people and the white kid says "bet i got a better dick than all of you" he pulls it out and then the mexican says "nope got you beat" and then the black guy says "nope got all you beat look" and then the mexican and white guys say "its because your black" so the black guy goes home and tells his mom wht happen and ask " is it true mines bigger because im black?" she said " no it bc your 23"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

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what's black? a lot of things.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

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ive been a naughty girl, and i need something to plug my hole. call or text me;) 1 (802) 299-5281

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You're mother is so retarded that I probably shouldn't be making fun of her because it would be considered discriminatory.

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what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

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Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

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Anti Joke

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