- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

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