What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

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A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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Whats green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

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What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

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What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

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Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

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what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

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What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

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The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was an object of great appeal to him on the other side.

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

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Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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Q:What's red and hurts your teeth? A:A brick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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