Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

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"Everyone be very quite. Dont say a word or well get eaten by the big, fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "A word or well get eaten by the big fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "Look how clever Charles is now were all screwed."

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Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

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What did the black man say to the asian? Hey.

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Take this and put it- No.

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Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

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A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

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What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

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An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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My mother in law fell down a wishing well, i was amazed, i never new they actually worked

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

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Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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Why did George ride his bike to the park? Due to the down economy his parents were forced to sell his bike in order to pay their bills.

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Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

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Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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