- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

the WNBA.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

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