Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

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What is green and slow Grass.

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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scraggle is in you pillow case

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What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

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"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

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What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

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Max Head fingered himself, HAH

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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