How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

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What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

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What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

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How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

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Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

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How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

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Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

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why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

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How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

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roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

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Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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