- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

whats gay and american? a gay american

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

So a bar walks into a man...

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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