- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

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