- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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