Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

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What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

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How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

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I like that, but why am I happy?

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how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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