- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Puns are terrible. I love them.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

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