- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

A black man walks out of a police station

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

If the 49ers won the superbowl

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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