- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

Pickles are moist.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

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