- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what's the sexiest thing in the world? Sex.

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

who else is on here?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

hey hey apple

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

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