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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

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Jack just got his new yellow bicycle. His dad got it for his 12th anniversary. Jack was ecstatic to ride it down his street for the first time. He immediately called his friends Paul and Erick and went for his first ride. The neighbors were in AWE when they saw Jack taking off on his new ride. That day the three friends had one of the best day of their young lives, they went up to the lake, had some peanut ice cream and made fun of Alexia. Jack was in love with his new bike and euphoric that they were reunited and did all their favorite things with an incredible amount of passion. Erick hated his new bike.

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This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

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What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

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knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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A lot eh?

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Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

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Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

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What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

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why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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