- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

One, two, three, four and five

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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