- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Hats better than a stick? A stone

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

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