- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

A miserable man committed suicide.

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