- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

My cat just died.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

Why did the chicken cross the road...

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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