- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

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