- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

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