- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

A woman was talking to Ghandi. "Oh wait" He says "I can't, My kids are home"

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

what do obama and terrorist have in common -they are both human

My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on how much you compress them.

Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

Why was Timmy crying? because his impaled his dog while in a drunken rage

roses are red violets are blue i smell meth abkfjbekfhbkfsdshjfbkhb

When life gives you lemons.... Don't eat them, because you're probable hallucinating, and you don't know where they came from.

Why did 9/11 take place? Because God hates Satan

Your Mommy is a gas pump.

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

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What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

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