- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

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