- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

People who find just saying 69 is the funniest thing ever.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

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