bite me

pobody's nerfect

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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