- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

NEVER

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

How do you stop a rhino from charging? An ak-47

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