- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

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