- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

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What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

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Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

Guy 1:Whats the difference between a towel and toilet paper? Guy2: I dont know Guy : SO IT WAS YOU!

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