What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

Get up Look in the mirror

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

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Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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