- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??