Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

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A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

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why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

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Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

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What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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