Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

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Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

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Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

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One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

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How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

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What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

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why did you poop because you are a poop

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

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what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

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Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

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Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

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Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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