- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

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