- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

What's long and black The unemployment line

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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