- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

A chicken walked into the bar...

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

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