Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

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What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

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Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

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Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

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Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

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A dog is always in the pushup position.

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What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

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Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

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Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

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What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

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Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

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I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

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An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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