Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

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What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

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My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

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Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

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What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

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how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

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i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

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WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

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Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

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A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

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What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

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The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! *opens door* NEXT!

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If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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