what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

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