how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried. The chicken was run over by a distracted driver. The chicken turned out to be Farmer Brendan's prized egg hen who wandered away. The hen provided a large portion of Brendan's income and living. The farmer, deprived of his vital income source, was forced to sell his farm and live on the city streets.

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A man walks into a bar. The barman says, 'why the lo-, wait, i thought you was that horse again.'

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Q: Why did'n the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

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Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

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What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

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Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

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I went to the doctor and explained to him, "My penis fell off." The doctor gives me an odd look, and then chops his off to make me feel better.

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Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future

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What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

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THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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im gonna sue mcdonalds i asked for a hamburger and it was a beef burger -_-

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