A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

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soccer

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? The Batmobile only seats one, you'll have to take the bike Boy Wonder.

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

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me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

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what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

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Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

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Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

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How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

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Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

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What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

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What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

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A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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