- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

here's a joke... the american education society

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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