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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

"Hey, did you hear that the Dungbeetles got a divorce? They live in California so she got half his shit."

My friend came in the barber's shop and asked me to cut his hair for him, i always have rude banter with him and i made a joke about his big bate nose. He acused me of calling him Jewish and threatened to sue me. This is how i found out that he was a white supremisist.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

Cancer

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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