- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

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