Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

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How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

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Knock knock. Whos there? Death. You will die in the next 12 hours from terminal cancer.

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Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

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whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

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1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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Do you play piano? No

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

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How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

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Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

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american idol

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Q: Why did the Westboro Baptist Church picket the gay marine’s funeral? A: Homosexuals are a plague sent by Satan to destroy the fabric of America.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

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Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

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Q: When is a door not a door? A: Before it has been asembled or after it has been taken down and no longer maintains the physical form of that which a door typically has.

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what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

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A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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