Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

The word "Walter" is never funny.

The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

Actually it was me Josh brown

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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