What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

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how do you call someone? use a phone

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Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

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did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

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a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

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Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

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What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

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whats white and sticky? a white stick

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A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

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Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

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Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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