- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

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A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

This blind man read my mind the other day. I swear, it's like he has a 5th sense!

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist bastard..

A stand-up comedian quits his job. He has social anxiety and can't stand the pressure.

There is a bus driving down the street, suddenly a man jumps out of the buss and splatters on to the sidewalk, why does he jump out? the buss driver was asian

What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back. Then look down and realize there's still an active grenade in your hand. You've just become the joke

How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

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