Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

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Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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What is not funny Bad jokes!????

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

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What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

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A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

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Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

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If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

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Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

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What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

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A woman walks into a bar.

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What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

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What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

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Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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