- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

Brain fart

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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