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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

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What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Poop

You had better thumbs up this post.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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