- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

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