Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

I enjoy Popcorn

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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