- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

i am a dino. RAWR.

"Everyone be very quite. Dont say a word or well get eaten by the big, fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "A word or well get eaten by the big fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "Look how clever Charles is now were all screwed."

i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

Did you see my sandwitch? No. I am your sandwitch, and therefore no one thought to put me up to a mirror. Would you like me to? No. I have no eyes. And why are you talking to a sandwitch??? ...

Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

Knock, knock ... ... ... Well I guess no one is home.

what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

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