- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

civil rights

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

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