why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

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If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

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What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

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what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

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There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

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I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

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I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

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Kobe Bryant passing the ball

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What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

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How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

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What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

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What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

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What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

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whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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