Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

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How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

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Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

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What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

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What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

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What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

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Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

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This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

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i like it in the mouth

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how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

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Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

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Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

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Racial equality.

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