- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

your skull would make a nice pen holder

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

Tall asians

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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