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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

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