What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

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What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

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What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

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why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

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Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

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hashtags suck balls

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What is the name of the car? What

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Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

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Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

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A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

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How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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