- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

Knock knock knock OCD

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Nobody cares maddie!

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Women's professional sports

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

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