- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

Wanna hear a joke? no

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

What are annoying? Ads.

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

drugs.

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

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