What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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