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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

My jeans

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can.

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