What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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BRANDON LUI ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

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What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

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Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

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What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

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How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

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What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

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why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

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You still alive? I used to be called proteus by the way, but then you disappeared and Neronism or watever its called now turned insane. I mean we killed you man! Out of mercy, you telling me a jacket changed you and everything? Where have you been? Six million followers? And all the shit that has made "moral man" the most lauded thing on Horsehead is you? Mind helping me make sense out of all of this?

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A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

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What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

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what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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