whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

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Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

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What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

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You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

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How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

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how do you win a game try your best

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

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What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

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Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

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What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

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What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

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How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

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Anti Joke

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