Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

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A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

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I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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kennah campion when she talks

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

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Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

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If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

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What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

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whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

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What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

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How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

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A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

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Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

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Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

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What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

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Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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