- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

Whats cold and frozen? ice

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

Jacob Edwards has friends.

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

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