- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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