- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

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