What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

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PENIS

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

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What's the worlds best ice cream? Well overall I opinion is that because but I believe down to the but don't forget to mention that chocolate ice cream plays a huge however to flip the argument moreover I find it absurd that on the plus side four sides to tell the truth I wouldn't know to summarize the argument whereas to differ I would my final point is that Chocolate Ice cream is nice.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

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-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Wanna hear something funny? David is addicted to mw3 like the other 3 million people!

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Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

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There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

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Anti Joke

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