- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

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