What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

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What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

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A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

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what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

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Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

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Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

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Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

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In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

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hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

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my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

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Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

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The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

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Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

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Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

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What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

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Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

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Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

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Anti Joke

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