- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

Roses are red, yup.

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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