What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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