Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

kieran is a homosexual

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

I'm rick james bitch

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

I asked her where you were.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

You are joking right?

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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