A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

My dog barks when someones at the door.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ****! Doctor- What is ****? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

A dog was barking at a tree

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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