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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

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