- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

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