three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

An orphan falls off a cliff.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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