- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

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