- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

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