- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

A muslim walks into a gun shop

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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