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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

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Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

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