Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

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''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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George W. Bush

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What's 1+1? 69.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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