Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

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How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

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y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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What was hitlers least favorite pokemon? Hitler didnt have a least favorite pokemon because hitler died long before the idea of pokemon was created.

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If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

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Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

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Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

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a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

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A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

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Why did single women didn't want any babies for? because of Ice Ice Baby.

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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A brunette child with a blond mother is crying. Why? Because his father was just mauled by a Scandinavian dragon.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

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If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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