- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Im taking a shit right now.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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