- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

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What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

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