- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

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What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

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