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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

4 hours later.

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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