- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

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What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

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