There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

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What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

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in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

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A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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i want to meet Dora's parents and ask them why they let that bitch go everywhere

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

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