Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Camerons hair is Curly..

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Anti Joke

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