What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

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Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

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A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

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Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

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The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

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why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

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Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

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Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

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So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

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what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

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Knock knock It's open, come in

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You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

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What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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