- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

Why did the old man die? He was old.

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

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