Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

batman farted so hes retarded

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

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