- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

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