- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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