A russian gives away vodka.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What's worse than failing a test Drowning

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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