What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

What? Huh?

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

Anti Joke

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