- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Your Mom

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

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