- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who did that?

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

I Have a Black Friend

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

My Nan, that is all.

If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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