- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

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