What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

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Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

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What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

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How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

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What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

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What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

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A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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