your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

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Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

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someone called someone else a frog

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

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Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

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A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

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Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

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Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

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Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

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What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

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Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

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What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

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how much fish could a chicken

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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