- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

Albino African Americans

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

pull my finger (farts)

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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