- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

I put my baby in a microwave.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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