Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

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What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

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What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

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You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

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What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

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Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

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why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

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A guy walks into a bar and falls.

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How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

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what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

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What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

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Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

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What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

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Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

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Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

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Cripples are lame.

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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