Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

a chinese man pays the full price

How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

Jacob Edwards has friends.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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