- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

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