What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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