- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white person? Caucasian

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

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