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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

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