- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

A women left the kitchen.

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

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