What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

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What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

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You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

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What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

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WNBA

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knock knock who`s there me oh come in

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A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

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What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

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what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the farmer let him out, and he found a road to cross!

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Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

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What has one head, three eyes and seven legs? A cow with a tri-pod rammed up it's arse. The third eye is a result of a birth defect.

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What happened to the guy who took more lineage then he should have? He went to sleep.

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Knock Knock Who's There Seventeen Thirty Eight I'm like hey what's up hello Seen yo pretty ass soon as you came in that door I just wanna chill, got a sack for us to roll Married to the money, introduced her to my stove Showed her how to whip it, now she remixin' for low She my trap queen, let her hit the bando We be countin' up, watch how far them bands go We just set a goal, talkin' matchin' Lambos Got 56 a gram, prob' a 100 grams though Man, I swear I love her how she work the damn pole Hit the strip club, we be letting bands go Everybody hating, we just call them fans though In love with the money, I ain't never letting go And I get high with my baby (baby) I just left the mall, I'm getting fly with my baby, yeah

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Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

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How many omish people did it take to screw in a lightbulb.

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how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

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3 guys were caught trespassing in a field and were sent to jail. The cop asked the first guy, "What were you doing in the field? He replied, "I was blowing bubbles" The cop asked the second guy, "What were you doing in the field?" He replied, "I was blowing bubbles" The cop then asked the third guy, "Lemme guess, you were blowing bubbles too? The guy replied, "No silly, I am Bubbles!"

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why didnt the whiteperson sit down at obama's election? because he had hemorrhoids

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

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A man walks up to you and asks you:"What's funnier than a dead baby?" and then smiles, you then proceed to frown and tell him he needs to seek help. The next day you see his face on your TV

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Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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