Chuck Norris is dead......

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

yolo your orange looks orange

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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