Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Anti Joke

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