How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

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Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

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Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

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Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

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knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

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A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

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When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper

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How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

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What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

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What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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