Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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Why is my penis rainbow colored?

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BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

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What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

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how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

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A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

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What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

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What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

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What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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