A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

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whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

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* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

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What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

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What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

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what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

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Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

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Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

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would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

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Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

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a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

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Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

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roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

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Anti Joke

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