Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

Get up Look in the mirror

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

scraggle is in you pillow case

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

I walk into a bar...

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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