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a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

One, two, three, four and five

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

who is really lanky? james cornish

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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