- Anti Joke

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

69...you know how awkward this is now...

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the worst joke ever? This one.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road