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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

In soviet Russia...things are different

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

salad days!

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

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