- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

FUCK YOU

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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