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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

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whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

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