- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

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