Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

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Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

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Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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Killing your friend as a joke.

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What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

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A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

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Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

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jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

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What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

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A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

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Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

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why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

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What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

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Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

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So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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