What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

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How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

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Why does Garrett have a small penis? He is not old enough to buy extenze.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

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Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

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Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

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Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

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A Muslim walked into a bar. He didn't drink anything

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. It is a gun store and he needs to buy amunition after using all of his to fend of a home invader, and protect his family. He lives in a bad area because he never went to college and cannot get a well paying job in this economy, so he can't afford to buy a house in a better area He then used the gun to rob a bank. He no longer lives in a poor area

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Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

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Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

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Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

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whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

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two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

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How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

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Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

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What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

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Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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With all due respect, I do underestimate myself, there is not a single person I know that has not told me that, but if I wanted to, I would not even had to make the effort to have you removed, hell I had to pull favors and owe people things in order to keep you safe. I could have said the rest of you, but had I not known you, had you not been one of my co-workers back then, I would not have gone to the extremes that i did, you are beautiful, but what does that have to do with anything? Do you think that if I did not know you I would go "that one is sexy, release her?" Even if I did, I do not have authority, I work for them.

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why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

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