Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

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I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

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A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

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Thats what she said

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

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Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

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Women deserve equal rights.

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What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

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What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

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What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

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what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

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What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

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A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

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What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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