Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

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what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

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A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

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why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

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A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

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If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

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An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

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Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

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Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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Jack just got his new yellow bicycle. His dad got it for his 12th anniversary. Jack was ecstatic to ride it down his street for the first time. He immediately called his friends Paul and Erick and went for his first ride. The neighbors were in AWE when they saw Jack taking off on his new ride. That day the three friends had one of the best day of their young lives, they went up to the lake, had some peanut ice cream and made fun of Alexia. Jack was in love with his new bike and euphoric that they were reunited and did all their favorite things with an incredible amount of passion. Erick hated his new bike.

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When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. Well, life isn't a physical being so chances are low that it will actually hand you lemons.

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-Knock Knock? -Who's There? -David Baxter. -David Baxter Who? -Wha- What? What do you mean "David Baxter who?" We were best friends in high school. YOU WERE THE BEST MAN AT MY WEDDING!! *David Baxter proceeds to cry, as he doesn't know of his dear friend's Alzheimer's disease*

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Why did the kid hide under the table? There was an earthquake.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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