Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

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Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

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why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

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How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

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Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

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whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

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what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

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I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

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A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

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roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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Rylan Clark

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

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Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

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Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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