What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

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Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

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Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

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Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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Take wrong turns

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Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

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When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. The ocean is inanimate and therefore incapable of speech.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can.

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Hey, wanna here a dirty joke? A pig fell in mud.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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can you touch your toes? no

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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