- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

A car walks into a bar.

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

N-E Pats never cheated

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

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