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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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