Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

A black man walks out of a police station

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

LO AND BEHOLD!

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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