Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

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If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

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What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

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Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

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What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

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What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

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Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

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Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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