- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

Why are all black people fast? because all the slow ones are in jail.

Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

Whats more annoying than listening to another arrow in the knee joke? bink2w32.dll is missing from your computer.

What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

Yo mama so fat that when she jumped into a pool she displaced more water than someone who was of a normal weight

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: babies lack the intelligence and motor skills to accomplish such a task so it is not practical to hire them for a painting job.

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

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