- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

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