Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

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A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

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How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

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what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

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roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

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Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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A man was shot. He died.

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Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

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what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

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What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

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How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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