Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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