- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

You tell me. I have amnesia.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

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