- Anti Joke

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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