Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

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What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

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What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

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A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

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Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

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What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

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Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

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Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

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As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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