What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

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what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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Caramel Boing.

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CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

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Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

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You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

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Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

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Q: What's 1 + 1? A: I don't know, I am an African who was bought up in the famine my mother died, my father starved. I have to sell myself to feed my sisters. I never went to school and drink my urine every second day because I have no water.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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