- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

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