- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

whats gay and american? a gay american

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

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