- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

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What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

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