- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

what kind of dog can tiptoe

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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