A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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Abortion

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

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What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

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Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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