- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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