- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

What do you call two dog? dogs

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

asians have slitted eyes lol

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

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