Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

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Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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whatdumb and gay stewart price

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What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

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What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

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Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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