What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

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Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

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A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

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Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

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Jovan

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

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Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

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How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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Women's Rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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