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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

You know whats annoying? Steve

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

A: Knock Knock B: 7

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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