- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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