What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

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What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

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Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

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What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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