What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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69

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When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

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What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

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Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

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Dislike if you are a prostitute

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

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Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

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S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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Ben Corbishley

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Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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