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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

What do you call two dog? dogs

A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

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