- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

kieran is a homosexual

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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