Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

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red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

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Y' can't spell rape without ape.

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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"hey do you know the date" "58"

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What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

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10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

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What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

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Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

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Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

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What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

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a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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