- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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