What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

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A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

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How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

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Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

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what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

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Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

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Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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