- Anti Joke

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is your name? My name is Jeff

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

Neither did she.