what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

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