- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

salad days!

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

Why are they the "living" daylights?

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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