What's long and black The unemployment line

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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you will like this because i am black.

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a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

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Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

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Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

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whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

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Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

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Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

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whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

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Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

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What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

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