- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

Why did the black man not get to go to the party that was filled with all white people? His mother had recently died and so he had proceeded to go to his mother's funeral instead of heading to his white bestfriend's party.

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