Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

A black man walks out of a police station

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

LO AND BEHOLD!

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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