One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

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What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

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I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

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Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

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Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

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What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

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A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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your mama's so fat... that's it

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someone called someone else a frog

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If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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The Ohio State Buckeyes

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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