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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

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