Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

batman farted so hes retarded

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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