Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

Charlie Sheen is winning

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

hashtags suck balls

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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