- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

The Big Band Theory

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

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