Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

Anti Joke

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