Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

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How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

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What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

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What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

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Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

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why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

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I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

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Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

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A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

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whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

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Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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