- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Go away still nothing to see

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

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