Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

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