- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

blargen fa-diddle nachen!

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

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