- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

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