Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

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How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

What page are you on The gay page.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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