- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

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