- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

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