- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you see theres this guy.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

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Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."