A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

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Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

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drugs.

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Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

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I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

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So the word RAPING does not work unless you type it in caps? Raping... Did it censor? No? Never mind then... Wow, catchphra Never mind... Its a sign X-files theme.... Teleports at your house: Hah bitch never you ugly, or not ugly enough... Urgh, nevermind, I mean some ugly chicks know their stuff but you know... Anyway NeroMetal The sociopath not the fucking Cultist piece of shit that use my morals as a code system? YOU THINK WE THE SAME? EEEEEEH! Me raping you says we are not... And ill find you ;) Or your sister or your mom, I mean h0m0? You think im a pervert or something?

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Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

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Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

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what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

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why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

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whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

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A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

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"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

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What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

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what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

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What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

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When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

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whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

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Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

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