there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Whats black and gay? Obama

A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

Why does Garrett have a small penis? He is not old enough to buy extenze.

Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders

Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

I walked across a lake once. Someone said "JESUS CHRIST!" to which I replied with "YES?"

A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

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