What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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