Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

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what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

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nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

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Smoke Day, Every Weed.

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Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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Get up Look in the mirror

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Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

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Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

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What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

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Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

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