Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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