My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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