- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

What did Reed read? A. Read?

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

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