why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

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why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

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So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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every knight i see an owl at window

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what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

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What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

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Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

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Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

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knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

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A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

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What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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why was the cat black it was a black cat

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My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

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What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

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Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

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what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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