- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

knock knock who's there ?

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

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