- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

your brother so fine that hes skinney

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Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

Albino African Americans

pull my finger (farts)

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

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