- Anti Joke

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

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Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.