- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

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