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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

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