Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

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drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

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Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

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Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

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Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

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why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

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To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

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Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

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Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

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Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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I have read and agreed to the terms of service

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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