Steve Jobs is alive.

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I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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A man walks into a bar and orders 12 shots. "8?" Asks the bartender, to verify he had heard correctly. He feels unsure of giving the man 12 shots but does so anyways due to his financial situation and he hopes for a generous tip. Afterwards, the man kills 9 people in a car crash due to his level of intoxication and the bartender seeps into depression due to his feeling of guilt.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

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Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

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Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

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What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

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joe galasso from plainview ny

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

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roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

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How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

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kkkk

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. The blonde got angry and called the cops, who proceeded to come and arrest him.

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Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

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like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

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guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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