- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

Knock knock, COME IN!

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

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