- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

What's the difference between a duck?

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

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Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

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