- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

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Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Massie is a fatass

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

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