- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

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why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

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