- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

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