- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

my penis

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

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