So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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