- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

A man was shot. He died.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

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