- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

irish man drinking john smiths

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

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