I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

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What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

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One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

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The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

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I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

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What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

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Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

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Adam Chebali is awesome

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what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

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Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

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An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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