- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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