Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

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"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

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An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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