- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's your blood type? Red.

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

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