- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

Chuck Norris.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

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