- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

Women deserve equal rights.

whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

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