- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was watching Fox news.

What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

You are joking right?

America

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

A dyslexic blind man

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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