Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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