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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

This is a joke.

womens rights.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

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