- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

Antijokes...

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

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