what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

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Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

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What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

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XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

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yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

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Brain fart

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Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

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Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

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Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

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Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

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What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

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How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

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How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

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