What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

Yanter, Look it up

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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