What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

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My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

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knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

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Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

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Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

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What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

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Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

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A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

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What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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