my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

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