- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

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Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

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