But officer, I did come to a full stop!

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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