dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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