I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

Roses are wilting violets are wilting YOU HAD ONE JOB

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown, sued the water company, bought a huge settlement and ran off with that slut Little Bo Peep.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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