- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

So this guy was making a sandwich...

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

A man walks into a bar. Ow

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

Kevin and Ramin

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

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