- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

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Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

im a policeman the car infront of me had a foot hanging out of the trunk. i pulled him over. i closed the trunk and proceeded to inform him of the dangers of open trunks.

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

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