- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

Bryson got a concussion...he died

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

Roses are red, yup.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

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