- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

Useful Information: 2+2=5 4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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