why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

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Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

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How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

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Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

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What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

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What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

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What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

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What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

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You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

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Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

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What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

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what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

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A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

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Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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