if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Apple hates Blackberry.

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