- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Vagina cream... end of story

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

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