What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

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every knight i see an owl at window

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a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

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Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

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Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

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What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

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How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

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What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

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What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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I'm Coming

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

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i wonder who made this website? a human

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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