- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

The Labour Party.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

A russian gives away vodka.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

why did you poop because you are a poop

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

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