Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Whats brown and smells bad poo

Antijokes...

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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