Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

Kyle grund parker coffey

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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