- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks what he'd like. The man says something funny, but you kinda had to be there.

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

How do you scare a black man? You dont

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

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