- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Women's Rights..

I'm going to Re-write History... History

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

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