- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

I <3 Hitler

What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

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