- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

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