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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

A bar walks into a man

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

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