- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

Why didn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing Mittens

Two construction workers are working on the final floor of what will soon be the worlds tallest building. The first turns to the other and says: "Hey tom can you throw me a three quarters hex wrench? i think my set is metric." the second guy turns around and says: "yea, here you go."

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