- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

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