- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

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