Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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Why did the boy fail his test? Because he got shot before he could even study.

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Why does my friend pick up garbage? Because he is a garbageman.

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Why did the black man jump off the cliff? Well , you see, this black mans name was yargle, and during his high school years, people always made nicknames for him some of which were fat yargle, yargaryar, and bottomyarg. He thought to himself that wanted revenge, So he killed the entire population of earth. Oh ya, and since he was the last human, wirhout possibility of reproduction, he went to the store and bought a can of soup

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

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I really want to know something would all of you like to go on Suspension for 3 weeks? Mr Goodwin

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So let's pretend two men that had been friends for a very long time, one man asks the other man how he is, so the man tells the other man how he is doing. Then that man asks the other man how he is doing. The two men were engaged in a very interesting conversation. What did the men do next? Nothing. We're pretending, remember?

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Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

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It's The Only Crayon The illustrator had?

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So this blond chick walks into a bar, and orders a drink.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

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Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

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A cat ran into the road...I hit it

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

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What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

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Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

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Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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