- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

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