- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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