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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

roses are red violets are blue they really are

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

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What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

What's worse than finding your cat dead? Finding your cat dead because it choked on your goldfish.

Chuck Norris and Bane recently had a fight on a bet. The result was Bane won easily as he is the much bigger and stronger man, and Chuck Norris lacks the skills he once possessed as a younger man as he is now 72 years old.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, was he? No, because he had cancer.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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