- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

Your mom.

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??