Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

Ben Corbishley

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

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