A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

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What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

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After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

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Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

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Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

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A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

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What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

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Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

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Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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