How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

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Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

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How did Bella fly? Very badly.

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Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

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What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

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Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

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What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

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-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

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Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

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Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

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how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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autsim

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How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

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Racial equality.

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what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

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Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

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What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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