What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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