what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

taking out the trash... at night

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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