So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Anyone can post anything.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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