Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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