What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

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How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

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Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

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Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

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whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

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Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

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An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

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Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

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What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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roses are black violets are black i am blind

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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