- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

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