- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

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Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

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Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

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