How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

Teacher: Pop quiz time class. Sally, what year did we first land on the moon? Sally: It was 1969. Teacher: That is correct. Larry, who killed JFK? Larry: What? I didn't do it, I wasn't even born yet! Teacher: Just answer the question Larry: But sir, I swear I would never do that. You have to believe me. Teacher: Larry, you're an idiot

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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