Knock, knock! Who's there? your enemy your enemy who? your nemesis who was brutally raped and murdered last nigh.

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A man with a PhD walks up to a college student and jokingly says "Hey dude, what did the hat say to the other hat?" The student replies "My name is Joe and a hat does not have a mouth, therefore it cannot speak." The student is then unimpressed on how uneducated the man is, also worring about how the man was able to receive a PhD.

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It's The Only Crayon The illustrator had?

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back. Then look down and realize there's still an active grenade in your hand. You've just become the joke

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

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I work at jcpenny

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Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

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A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

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what do you call a professional gamer Their name

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

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Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

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What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

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Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

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Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

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A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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