my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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