- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

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A Duck walks into a bar.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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