Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

You want to hear a joke? Republican

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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