matt is fat

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How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

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Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

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Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

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If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

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why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

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Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

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What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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