- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

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