Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

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why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

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how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

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What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

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Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

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What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

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what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

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What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

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A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

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Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

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A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

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Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

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What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

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Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

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Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

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Kerry Katona becomes independent.

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there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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