- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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