- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

What's better than a stick? A stone

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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