- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

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