- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

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