- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

homosexual rights to marriage

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

what kind of dog can tiptoe

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Massie is a fatass

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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