- Anti Joke

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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