- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

How did the man die? He was killed alive.

One time i was sitting down

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

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