- Anti Joke

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

I named my son ps2 controller

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.