How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

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What is duke oxtoby? legend.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

who is really lanky? james cornish

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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