- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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