Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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I work at jcpenny

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How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

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why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

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Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

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A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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Whats brown and smells bad poo

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

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What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

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Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

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Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

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Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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A man walks into a bar, He is a severe alcoholic and is slowly drowning himself in booze. The man exits the bar after several hours of heavy drinking and walks home. He enters his home to discover a man in bed with his wife. After the first ten seconds of paralyzing rage, he grabs a .44 Magnum and brutally murders his wife and her bed mate. The man realizes he has woken up his two month old, and after thinking of the horrible act he has committed, he promptly raises the pistol to his temple and pulls the trigger. Oh, I almost forgot, the man was schizophrenic and has never been married.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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