- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

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"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

Men's rights

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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