yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

Justin Bieber

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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