- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

Apple hates Blackberry.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

A house comes around the corner.

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

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