- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

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