Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

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What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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