- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

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