- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

A black man and a white man walk into a job interview. Neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

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