- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

Cameron is a r e t a r d

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

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