Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

Happy Monday!

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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