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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

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Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

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