Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

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A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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it was all Tagart

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

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Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

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"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

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What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

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What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

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What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

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Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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