- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

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Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

How will the world end? That information is unknown

Who is Dank? A: Billal

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