What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

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Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

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What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

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How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

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What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

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Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

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why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

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A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

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What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

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What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

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were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

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why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

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It was the week of the school formal and a girl rang up her date and said I don't have a dress for the formal. He said ok the lets go out and buy one. So they went to the dress shop to buy one but the line was really, really long so they waited in the dress line for ages and ages until they finally got to the front, paid and walked out. As they did, the girl said well I suppose you need a suit, so they went to the suit shop, and again, the suit line was really long but they waited in the suit line and they finally got to the front, paid and walked out. Then the guy said, well if we want to go to the formal in style, then we will need a limo. So they went to the limo shop but the limo line was really long as well. But again, they waited in the limo line and they got to the front, paid and left. It was finally the night of the formal, she had her dress, he had his suit and they arrived in their limo. Everyone was having a great time and the the girl said to her partner, I'm a bit thirsty could you please get me a drink? So the guy went over to the drinks table and went to get a glass of punch but there was no punch line.

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what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

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There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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