What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

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Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

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What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

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A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

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Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

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Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

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Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

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What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

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John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

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Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

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What is your name? My name is Jeff

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when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

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Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

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How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

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Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

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