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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me, your friend George! You don't remember me! Oh. Sorry. I'm kidding. I'm a robber.

Do you know what's the sexiest thing in the world? Sex.

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Of course you don't. they're sick and disgusting and enjoyment of one merits only the deepest of society's hatred and scorn.

What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

How do you get a clown off a swing? You kill him with an axe

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