Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

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why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

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a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

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Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

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why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

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How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

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One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

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why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

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knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

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That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

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Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

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Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

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