Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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