- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

Can anyone Lenin money?

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

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