- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

there once was a chicken it was yellow

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

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why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

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