What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

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Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

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Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

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I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

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Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

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What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

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it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

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A dinosaur walks into the bar, everyone panics in fear and confusion because it is a dinosaur and it's weird.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chicken is a funny word, and the road is a plot device.

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Two girls are backpacking in the Sierra Nevada. They walk 8 km from their base camp at a bearing of 42 degrees. After lunch, they document the wildlife they have seen because they are tracking the populations of species native to the area. Then they continue on their hike, but this time at a bearing of 127 degrees. After 5 km, they reach their destination for the day and set up a temporary camp.

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Why did the baby stop crying? I shot it with a 9mm pistol and put it in the microwave because it cried while I was watching Sienfeld.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whos there Not Susie What did Susie get for Christmas? I don't know , she never opened it. Who high fived Susie? No one Why did Susie die? She got shot in the face

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Charmander is red,Squitle is blue,If you were a pokemon i'd choose you.

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Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

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This blind man read my mind the other day. I swear, it's like he has a 5th sense!

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A father and his son get into an accident and are whisked away to the hospital. The father dies, and the son is brought into surgery. The doctor is rushed in, but looks at the boy and says "I can operate on this boy, his my son." How is this possible? The boy's father was a zombie.

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i bought a knock-knock joke book, and was unamused.

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to his barber? ????? ??? ?????? ??? ?????, which, in their native language means, I would like to get a haircut.

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Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

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What do Whitney Houston and MTV have in common? They both REALLY died in the 90's.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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