What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

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Robin, get in the car, please.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

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If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

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Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

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Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

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what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

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A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

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What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

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What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

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Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

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A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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