- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

Chlamydia

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

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