- Anti Joke

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

Jack Stevens

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

Why did the Asian man open up a Sushi restaurant? Because he had a fetish for cumming in sushi and giving it to strangers.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed. I will also remove you from my friends list on Facebook because stealing isn't nice.

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

Roses are red Violets are blue Not all poems rhyme Penis

Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did the doctor say to the obese person? You have diabetes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

How old are you? 7

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

What is the difference?

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.