Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

Call of Duty Infinite Warfare

What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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