What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car. He tells the car where to go!

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What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

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a black man pays his child support

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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