- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

What's stupid a light bulb.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

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