How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

I love pissing people off :P

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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