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Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Cripples are lame.

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

A man goes to the potty.

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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