whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

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Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

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What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

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Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

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The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

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What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

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a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

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Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

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Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

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What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

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A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

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How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

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You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

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Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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Anti Joke

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