roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

A gay man watches football.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

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Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Camerons hair is Curly..

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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