a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

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A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

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Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

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how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

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What's blue? The sky.

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roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

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what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

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why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

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what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

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Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

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Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

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A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy jump off a bridge. Who hits the ground first? It doesn't matter. They are all going to die.

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Two muffins were in the oven...They were taken out after about 40 minutes, and then enjoyed by all.

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PENIS :)

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This sentence is not humorous in any fashion whatsoever.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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How many pancakes does it take to fill up a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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