Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

who is really lanky? james cornish

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

THe Election

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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