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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

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