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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

Whats 1+1? window!

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

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