- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch pórn daily.

What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

Ask me if i'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

What's slow and spotted? A cheetah, I lied about the slow part

how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Not enough

Why did the teacher ask her student about the test? Because she was in the hospital the day of the test because her husband was hit by a rail road spike and died but she was so devoted to her job she wanted to know.

What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

14 people jump in a hole about 25 ft deep. they can't climb out because it is a straight vertical drop.

What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

Q.What do you call a friend with benefits? A. a buck fuddy.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

Bitch your as two-faced as Doduo

How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in an apple within a worm inside your apple...

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

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