Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

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Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

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Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

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This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

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Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

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Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

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What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

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How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

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Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

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A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

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Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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An Italian man with a very thick accent decides to travel to America. On arriving, he decides to take a taxi and tour the nearby city. The man, feeling hungry after a while, chooses to stop at a bakery. Upon entering the bakery, the man walks up to the display of bread, and points at the loaves of bread he wanted, calling to the baker "I want 2 piece." The baker, not understanding the man's accent asks the man to repeat what he said. So the man repeats, "I want 2 piece, right here, right now." "Sure thing," the baker says, and gives the man the loaves of bread.

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I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Chuck Norris and Bane recently had a fight on a bet. The result was Bane won easily as he is the much bigger and stronger man, and Chuck Norris lacks the skills he once possessed as a younger man as he is now 72 years old.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

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Anti Joke

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