- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

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If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

antonis sister is mighty fine

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

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