- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

Kameron Brown is gay.

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. Sniffles I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

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