Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

12 in general

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

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