- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

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