- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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