- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

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How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

Actually it was me Josh brown

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