why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

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2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

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whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

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So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

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What is not funny Bad jokes!????

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roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

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why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

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Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

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im gay

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What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

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What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

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What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

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How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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