After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

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A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

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What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

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B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

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How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

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What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

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A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

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So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

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Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

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Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

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Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

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irish man drinking john smiths

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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