- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

My spelling is horrible

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

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