- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

Gay rights.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and was involved in the killing of 12 other numbers on last Tuesday.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

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