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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

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What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

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