Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

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What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

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What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

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A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

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WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

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Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

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BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

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Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

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What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

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A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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