- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

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whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

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