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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

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