- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what taste like an apple, looks like an apple, but isnt an apple? an apple.

A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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