- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Link ate ink to make him sink.

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

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