* anti-punchline

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

You know what's funny? Rape

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

I'm homeless.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests? Tests.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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