Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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You you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you. Way do go lazy you didn't read all the you's so you didn't realize there was a yoo in there. But now you realize there aren't any yoo's there way to go.

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How does a black man laugh? He schuckles

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Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? It is unlikely that this situation would occur, as tractors are very large objects and losing one would be very hard, furthermore, tractors are vital agricultural vehicles and most farmers would take care in not misplacing one.

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haha

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A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

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What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

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My friend was driving me home from a party, and was quite drunk. I was relieved that we did not get into a car crash.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

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A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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kieran is a homosexual

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So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

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HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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