- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

roses are red poo is poo

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

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