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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

I just threw up..In my pants.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

Dead girls can't say no.

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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