- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

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