How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

A miserable man committed suicide.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

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Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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