- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

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