What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

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Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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