- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

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Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

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What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

Potassium? K.

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

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