- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

4 hours later.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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