- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

quantum physics?

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

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