- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

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