- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

The Labour Party.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

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I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

women's rights.

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

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