- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

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