Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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The Labour Party.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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HEY!

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

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Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

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Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

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What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

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Penis

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

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What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

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If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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