Cancer

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

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If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

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Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

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What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

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saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

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steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

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a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

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A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

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What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

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Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

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Anti Joke

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