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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

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