How do you make a little girl cry?

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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A mother had three kids: 1st kid- “Mom, why did you name me Daisy?” Mom- “Because when you were a baby a daisy fell on your head.” 2nd kid- “Mommy, why did you name me Rose?” Mom- “Because when you were a baby a rose fell on your head.” 3rd kid- “Blahblahblahflismdjsk” *makes retarded noises* Mom- “SHUT UP BRICK!”

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What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

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Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

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Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

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A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

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your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

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So a penguin walks into a bar. Penguin's have been affected by global warming so much that they decide to drink away as they near their final hours.

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outside your comfort zone

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

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Jack just got his new yellow bicycle. His dad got it for his 12th anniversary. Jack was ecstatic to ride it down his street for the first time. He immediately called his friends Paul and Erick and went for his first ride. The neighbors were in AWE when they saw Jack taking off on his new ride. That day the three friends had one of the best day of their young lives, they went up to the lake, had some peanut ice cream and made fun of Alexia. Jack was in love with his new bike and euphoric that they were reunited and did all their favorite things with an incredible amount of passion. Erick hated his new bike.

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How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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Small Penis.

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Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

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Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

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What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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