What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

that wall over there ->

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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