Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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So the word RAPING does not work unless you type it in caps? Raping... Did it censor? No? Never mind then... Wow, catchphra Never mind... Its a sign X-files theme.... Teleports at your house: Hah bitch never you ugly, or not ugly enough... Urgh, nevermind, I mean some ugly chicks know their stuff but you know... Anyway NeroMetal The sociopath not the fucking Cultist piece of shit that use my morals as a code system? YOU THINK WE THE SAME? EEEEEEH! Me raping you says we are not... And ill find you ;) Or your sister or your mom, I mean h0m0? You think im a pervert or something?

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

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What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

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Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

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HOW TO RE-AD : FOR DUMMIES. (HELLEN KELLER ADDITION)

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What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

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There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

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What do you put your key on? A key chain.

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Why couldn't the man make it to work? Because as he was leaving his apartment, he saw a gruesome murder on the street that was part of an ever-growing and evolving genocide. Quickly following this, he broke down into psychological turmoil and wandered aimlessly through the streets until he eventually reached a forest, where he was taken in by a wild boar and raised to believe in boar-gods. The man died peacefully while planting potatoes.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get surgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

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Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

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Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

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What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

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what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

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What is white and can't walk? A PVC Pipe.

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