Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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i like it in the mouth

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

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Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

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Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

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Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

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How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

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Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

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Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

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Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

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what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

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Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

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What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

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How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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