- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

what looks like a banana? a penis

PENIS lol

What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

João Duarte reads this.

Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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