if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

If the 49ers won the superbowl

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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