- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A hill billy went fishing

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

Dead girls can't say no.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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