Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

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Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

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What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

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If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

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What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

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1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

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Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

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A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

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How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

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Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

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I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

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Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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