- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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