Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

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Brian knew how to save the world from the death penalty: "Let's kill everybody who is not against it." So I killed Brian and waste my time in death row now.

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A boy walks home from school. On his way home some bullies stole his kite. When the boy got home he was greeted by a police officer that told him that his parents had been killed. The boy started crying and the Police officer said " whats wrong?". The boy replied " some bullies stole my kite".

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Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

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A bar walks into a man and the man walks into a watermelon then the watermelon walks into a black guy then the black guy walks into a piece of fried chicken then the piece of fried chicken walks into a hotdog then the hotdog walks into a wall then the wall walks into a horse then the horse walks into a jar of mayonaise then the jar of mayonaise walks into a can then the can walks into the bar

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yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

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A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

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Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

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Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

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A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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Where's my tractor?

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

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A penis walks into a bar..

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How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

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A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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