- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

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What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

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what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

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