Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

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Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

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How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

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What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

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A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

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What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

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What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

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Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

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Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

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What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

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How come anti jokes r funny

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

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A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

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Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

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What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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