- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

So FDR walks into a bar.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

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