- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

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What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

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