- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

A woman walks into a bar.

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Where's my tractor?

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

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