- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

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