A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

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why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

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Rylan Clark

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I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

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Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

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What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

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Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

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Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

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What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

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One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

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Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

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