- Anti Joke

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.