What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

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You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

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Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

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roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

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What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

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What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

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Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

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Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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