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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

womans having rights.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

I named my son ps2 controller

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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