- Anti Joke

Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

Sixty... eight

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he