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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

asians have slitted eyes lol

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, I very sorry.

when push comes to shove, shove repeatedly explains to push that she needs to stop stealing his money and find a new place to live. Push then leaves, allowing shove to return back to his sofa and finish watching the basketball game.

How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

Q: Why was it bad to be a black jew during the Holocaust? A: You had to sit at the back of the gas chamber

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