Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

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What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

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Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

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Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

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Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

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Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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What did john say to bob Hey bob

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

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whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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I put my baby in a microwave.

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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