- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

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