what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

What do you call two dog? dogs

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

your mom is so stupid she got raped

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