Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

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Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

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What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

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roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

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why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

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Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

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A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

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What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

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Paper or plastic? Yes...

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23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

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"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet But i have commitment issues So I'd rather just be friends at this point in our relationship.

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Why doesn't Batman exist? Because he was made up.

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An Italian man with a very thick accent decides to travel to America. On arriving, he decides to take a taxi and tour the nearby city. The man, feeling hungry after a while, chooses to stop at a bakery. Upon entering the bakery, the man walks up to the display of bread, and points at the loaves of bread he wanted, calling to the baker "I want 2 piece." The baker, not understanding the man's accent asks the man to repeat what he said. So the man repeats, "I want 2 piece, right here, right now." "Sure thing," the baker says, and gives the man the loaves of bread.

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knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

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What's the difference between Hurricane Sandy and Barrack Obama? One is a catastrophic event that resulted in thousands of deaths, countless power outages and homes destroyed, and millions of dollars in damages, and is said to be one of the worst tropical storms to ever hit the nation. The other is the President of the United States, who has put in an unbelievable amount of effort to fix our economy, create jobs, and make America a better place to live. So as you can see, the two things are extremely different. One must wonder why this question was even asked in the first place, as one is a human being and the other is a storm, making any common traits between them almost non-existent.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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