Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

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Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

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Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

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Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

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What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

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Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

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roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

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Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

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What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

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Hold on, please hold on! I will explain, it is my name, but I don't know whats so wrong with it at all... Please give me five minutes, I need to use the bathroom, please don't go just yet, don't be mad at me, what have I done wrong now? I mean if you are gonna go to sleep or something please do not be upset with me.

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What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

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Where would canada be without nature? still here

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

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Why couldn't the man make it to work? Because as he was leaving his apartment, he saw a gruesome murder on the street that was part of an ever-growing and evolving genocide. Quickly following this, he broke down into psychological turmoil and wandered aimlessly through the streets until he eventually reached a forest, where he was taken in by a wild boar and raised to believe in boar-gods. The man died peacefully while planting potatoes.

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Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

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When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

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How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

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what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

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Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

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Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

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