a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

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What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

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Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

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Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

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whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

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What's long and black The unemployment line

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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you will like this because i am black.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

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Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

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knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

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When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

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