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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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white or wheat? wheat please.

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

Yo Mama just died.

Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

woman's rights

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

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