How do you blindfold an asian? step 1: Fold your blindfold into a triangle step 2: Wrap blindfold around the head of the asian step 3: Tie the blindfold on the back of the asians head step 5: You forgot 4 step 6: Your finished step 4: Tighten the blindfold Now you know how to blindfold an asian ˜´??

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Why did the old man go to the retirement home? The 75 year old man had a 45 year career in pluming and he thought it was a good time to retire after saving enough money to be happy and he could spend the rest of his life with his wife. The retirement home was also not that far away from his grandchildren so he liked the location and the home was also very clean and the workers seemed very nice. But this was just a visit to see if he liked it, he may live there soon.

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

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What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

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Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

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Chlamydia

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I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

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If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

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How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

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What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

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What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

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Do the roar!

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Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

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Anti Joke

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