- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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