- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

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