- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

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