what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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