- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

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