Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

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How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

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"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

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Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

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HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

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your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

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A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

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What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

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My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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