the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

rent a cops

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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