How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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So a bar walks into a man...

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Do you want to hear a joke? No.

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Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

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Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

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Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

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Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

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How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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