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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

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