- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

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