- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

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