- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

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