- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

Your're racist.

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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