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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

Go away still nothing to see

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

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what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

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Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

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