- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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