- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

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