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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

how much fish could a chicken

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

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