What did the mexican do when 3 INS workers came to his house? He showed them his papers and it turns out he was a natural born US citizen. The mexican then proceeded to invite the INS into his home for a cup of coffee but they respectfully declined

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Three men walked into a bar the other one ducked. SI

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Q: How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? A: 2, one to hold the light bulb and the other to turn the ladder

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

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Adam Chebali is awesome

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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jews

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

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Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

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what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

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whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

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Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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