- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

What's red and can sing? Elmo

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

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