- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

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What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

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