- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

Women's Rights

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Racial equality.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

your a vagina says you, your a booby

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

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