- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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