- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

Is your refrigerator running? No.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

what's funny about war? nothing!

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

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