Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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Yo mama so fat she at the rest of this joke.

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why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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This blind man read my mind the other day. I swear, it's like he has a 5th sense!

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What was hitlers least favorite pokemon? Hitler didnt have a least favorite pokemon because hitler died long before the idea of pokemon was created.

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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yo mama's so dumb, she had to retake the 11th grade.

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ok, so a blue flower in a meadow dances valiantly, while being watched by a chipmunk. the king of the sky fairies ate an apple and a chicken and a pear, and a cumkwuat and frog legs and a bone and a library and a jeep and fig and a rhino and a sword but fairies don't have that big of mouths to eat all of that, so this never happened

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A dinosaur walks into the bar, everyone panics in fear and confusion because it is a dinosaur and it's weird.

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How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

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You dork, seriously, the comment where I mentioned that I am married is like 60000 comments PAGES behind. What? Now you ashamed of losing your, I mean I can say that I am your first right? That I am going to stick my MANFLESH into your CHERRY AND POP IT RIGHT? JUST TRYING TO BE SUBTLE HERE! Seriously though, Your name is really Tifa? And you look a FUCKING HELL A LOT Like Tifa From Final Fantasy... You know, except she has gigantic feet and no lips and you know...

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What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

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How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

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So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

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