- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

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