A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

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whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

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A guy walks into a bar

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want more?

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You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

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Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

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How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

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Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

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"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

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What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

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Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

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how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

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How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Penis

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Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

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man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

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A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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