- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

Camerons hair is Curly..

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

A gay man watches football.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

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Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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