the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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