Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

Ding dong Who's there Electricity

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

your mom was so fat that she died.

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

Racial Equality

What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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