- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

Whats funny? Your face.

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

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