A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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