- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

What is green and slow Grass.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

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