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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

Paper or plastic? Yes...

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

Caramel Boing.

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

Pain Olympics.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

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