why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

Japan

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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