Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

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why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

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If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

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Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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Robin, get in the car, please.

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Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

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A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

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What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

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Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

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Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

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- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

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What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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Anti Joke

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