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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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