Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

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A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

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Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

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Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

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A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

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Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

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A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

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A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

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Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

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Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

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What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

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So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

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2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

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What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

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like most people my age. im 27

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How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

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I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

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Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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