- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

What is green and is not grass A frogg

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

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