Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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