- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

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