Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

how do u make a plummer cry? Kill his children.... :)

i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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