jess always squints her eyes when making a point

What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

a irish man walks past a bar

Read a Book.

Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

Stop. Seriously stop.

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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