There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

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What's the difference between your momma and a bucket of shit? Well, for starters your mother and a bucket of shit aren't even made of the same physical structure, and secondly, your mother is sentient while a bucket is not.

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Charmander is red,Squitle is blue,If you were a pokemon i'd choose you.

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What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

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Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

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what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

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What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

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Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

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What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

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CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

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What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

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Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

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What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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