what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

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Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

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If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

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Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

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what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

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What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

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dry handjob

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

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Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

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Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

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I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

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one stop shop

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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