- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

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