- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

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What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

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