- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

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