- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!