- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

Hello

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

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