Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

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