this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Weaner

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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