why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

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knock knock go away

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What long black and tasty? Licorice

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What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

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When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

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Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

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Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

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My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

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how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

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joe galasso from plainview ny

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How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

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I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

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A man is talking to his friend. The man suddenly picks up a banana. He says "hello anybody there?" The banana says "yes." After a while of conversing, the man suddenly puts the banana down in a sad type of way. The man then says to his friend "I'm sorry, but your sun has just died in horrible accident.

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Why did the blond fall down? She died.

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Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

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A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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