Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

A dog was barking at a tree

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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