- Anti Joke

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

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