- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

j.p. is dumb

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

how do you win a game try your best

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

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