- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

whats black and strange a paki

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

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