What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

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women's rights.

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

What do you call two dog? dogs

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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