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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

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