- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

I have read the terms and conditions

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

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