- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

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