- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did John name his dog? Doggy

What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

like most people my age. im 27

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

Dude man, I'm high...

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

Steve Jobs is alive.

why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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