- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

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