What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

Half life 3 confirmed

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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