- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

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How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

I think everybody should have a penis.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

I enjoy Popcorn

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

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