- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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