- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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