- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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