What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

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What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

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an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

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what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

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A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

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Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

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The New York Giants

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Pickles are moist.

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Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

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What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

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why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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