Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

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Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

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A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

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an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

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Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

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What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

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Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

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A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

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What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

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What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

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If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

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I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

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whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

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A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

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4 hours later.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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