Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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