- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

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What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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