what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

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Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

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There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

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matt is fat

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WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

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what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

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Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

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An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

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Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

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why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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