whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

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How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

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What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

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why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

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CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

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what came first the chicken or the chips

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Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

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As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

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Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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