What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

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What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

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Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

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Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

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Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

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What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

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Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

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Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

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What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

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What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

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Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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A thought for the day: Life is like a game of chess. In the constant struggle for power, control and safe positions it makes no difference whether one plays white or black. As long as everything is planned and one stays a few moves ahead, everything will work out. Just don't annoy the queen, or she may send some very irate knights to fork you or a bishop to flank you. [L]

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what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

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Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

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What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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