- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

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why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

knock knock Goodbye

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! *opens door* NEXT!