There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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Non-Anti-Joke.com!

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

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Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

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Why did the Black man kill the White man? So he could end up in jail with the rest of his family.

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A man was walking through the woods when he comes across a little girl crying by a lake. "What is the matter little girl?" he asked. "My cat fell in the lake ... and it couldn't swim ... so my father jumped in as well and drowned too," she cried," Sad, the man sighed, pulled down his pants and said, "Well I guess today's just not your day,"

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken -A black guy being black

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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