A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

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"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

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Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

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What do you call two dog? dogs

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What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

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roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

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Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

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A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

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whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

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WHY DO IDIOTS RIGHT STUPID JOKES BECAUSE THEY HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH THERE LIVES.

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Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

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Anti Joke

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