- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

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