- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

your mom was so fat that she died.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

how do you win a game try your best

How does a black guy die? Unknown

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

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