- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

I'm winning at Scrabble.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

Who wants water? I do.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

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What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

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