Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

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What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

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What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

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I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his forehead. Why did the little boy have a frog stapled to his forehead? Because Johnny just can't drive. Why can't Johnny drive? He has no arms and legs. Why does Johnny have no arms and legs? Cause Johnny is a potato! Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? Because he got ran over by a bus. But who was driving the bus? Johnny the potato!

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What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

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Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

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There was once a man with a penis so huge, his girlfriend liked their sexual experiences very much. A year later they got married and had kids, however the man got fired from his accounting job and it all went downhill.

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

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Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

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What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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