What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

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How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

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All of these jokes are about white people

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

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What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

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Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

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What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

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Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

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Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

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How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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A man walks into a bar with an octopus. He tells the bartender that his octopus can play any instrument. The bartender gives the octopus bag pipes. The octopus fiddles with the bag pipes but can't seem to play them. The man gives the bag pipes back to the bartender and leaves with his octopus. He is quite embarassed and decided to get bagpipe lessons for his octopus.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

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Q. Why did the boy fall off the swing? A. He had no arms or legs. Q. What did he get for Christmas? A. A drumset Q. Knock Knock Who's there Not him

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A man walks into a bar, and he died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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