What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

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Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

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What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

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What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

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A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

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What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

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A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

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A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

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pobody's nerfect

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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