Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

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My jeans

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

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What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

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knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

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Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

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Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

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why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

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What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

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Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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Just so you are warned here folks, some of the jokes down here are really nasty, like you know... Antijokes... But luckily you got my family friendly stories about sex, incest, panties, grenades, dripping Meows, yeah... Regular family show stuff... IT HAPPENS TO US ALL! Right? Please tell me right? Riiight? Right? Yes? Phew, okay, for a moment I actually thought you where gonna tell me I was normal...

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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