- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

sweating like antoni with a girl

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

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