Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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