Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

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Take wrong turns

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

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How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, what do think I am? An umbrella? Why would you even think FOR A MOMENT that it's OK to just ASK me random stuff? Do you have ANY IDEA who I am?! I'm your worst nightmare, and if you ever ask me ANYTHING without permission again, or so help me I will drown the nearest pet goldfish. P.S. His cat died.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

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