yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

What is funnier than 24 69

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

You want to hear a joke? Republican

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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