I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

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Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

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Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

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A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

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a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

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What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

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Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

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When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

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Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

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Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

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Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

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What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

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Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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