Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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