- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

Take wrong turns

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

Racial Equality

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

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