- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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