- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

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