- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

POOP.....People Order Our Patties

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

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