How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

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Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

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A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

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Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

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RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

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Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

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What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

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why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

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What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

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What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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