Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

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Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

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How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

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Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

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Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

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Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

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A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

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Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

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are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

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I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

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What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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