- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

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Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

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