- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

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