- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Obama lin Baden.

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??