- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

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Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

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Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

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