What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

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What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

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A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

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2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

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What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

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Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

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Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

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What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

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Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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