- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's 2+2? Fish

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

yolo your orange looks orange

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

hey guys im gay

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

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