- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

What's stupid a light bulb.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

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