- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

Face Hunter is scum

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

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