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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

Who is Dank? A: Billal

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

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What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

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