- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

Cool story bro. Tell it again.

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind and is a women, who are notoriously bad drivers.

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

Cancer.

When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

You wanna know the funniest joke ever? Justin bieber

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

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