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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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