Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

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took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

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What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

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*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

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Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

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What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

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whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

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Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

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Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

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