Apple hates Blackberry.

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Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

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What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

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Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

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Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

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School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

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The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

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What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

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why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

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what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

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How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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