A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

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So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

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Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

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A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

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How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

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A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

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What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

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The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

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Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

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The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

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Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

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Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

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this website even though its hilarious.

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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