- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

What's worse than this That :(

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

I enjoy Popcorn

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??