- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

Thats what she said

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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