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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

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