Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

the cow goes moo

So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

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why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

What's red and silly? A blood clot

Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

What's 9 +10 19

I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

Anti Joke

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