What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

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james schmitt whats your last name

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Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

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knock, knock no one answers man goes home and shots himself because he feels alone

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

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Three men died and were met at the pearly gates of heaven by St. Peter. Which not only proves that there is a heaven but that St. Peter actually does greet all of its new inhabitants at the entrance which is in fact marked by gates of pearl.

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Q: What did the cop say to the deaf man? A: Nothing worth hearing about.

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Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

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Q. why didnt the boy get a christmas present from his dear grandmother? A. because she died on thanksgiving

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Q: What did the one legged homeless person get for christmass? A: Frostbite.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was A bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy went through chemo. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy was he?

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I have read and agree to terms of service.

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What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

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youre gay

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Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

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Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

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Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

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What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

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What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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