Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

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live babies

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

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The economy.

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

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Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

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Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

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yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

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Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

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How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

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What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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