- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

The economy.

What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

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