What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

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Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

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What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

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How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

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Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

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My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

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knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

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What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

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chuck norris

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Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

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What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

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Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

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Three men walk into a bar. A fourth man ducks.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

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why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

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One day there was a guy who went on a date with a girl. They went to the movies and ate popcorn. After the movie ended they had a candlelit dinner at a restaurant nearby. The guy ordered a fried chicken and the girl ordered a watermelon salad. They went home after a great dinner. I'm not sure how the story ends but I remember the story was racist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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