Q: What did the one legged homeless person get for christmass? A: Frostbite.

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A dad is very proud of his son for just having graduated preschool. he tells him son, ill get you anything you want. he says i want a pink pingpong ball. the dad is confused but he does it anyway. the next year, he graduates kindergarten. the dad asks the same question. the son this time says i want 10 pink pingpong balls. so the dad, very confused, does it. 5 years later, he graduates elementary school. this time he says 100 pink pingpong balls. high school the dad says cmon your going to college ANYTHING! A CAR? A HOUSE? no i want 1,000 pink pingpong balls. the kid then goes to college and 4 years later and majors in african relief. the dad is very proud but he says. lemme guess? 10,000 pink ping pong balls? YEP. the kid goes to africa to help out because he's a good person. he then meets his wife helping out there also. they get married and the dad flies out to africa to see the wedding. he then knows that he needs 100,000 pink pingpong balls shipped in. the dad goes back to the US and 9 months later finds out that he is a grandfather. he ships 1,000,000 pink ping pong balls into africa. a few years later he finds out that his son contracted a rare african disease and is going to die very soon. now the father is deeply in debt from all the ping pong balls, so his community helps him raise money to go to africa. he meets his son on his death bed. and they talk for a long time. the dad finally says. yknow son i really need to ask you, why did you ask for all those ping pong balls? the son says: "Well dad, I--" and then he dies

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Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

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A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

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What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

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I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

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When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

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For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

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What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

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A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

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Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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Two guys were sitting in a pub.

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why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

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the cow goes moo

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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