Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

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What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

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what color is blue? green

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a man walks into a bar, sits down, sighs and says, "i had the worst day ever." the bartender replies with, "worse than 9/11?" the man then says "well, 9/11 wasn't that bad."

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What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

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youre gay

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

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All dead all doom or all dead? How can you choose the question doesn't make sense. dead all dooom ohhhaklsdjfla;ksdjfal;skfjasd

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hi im paul!

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

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You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

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What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

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what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

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I like to eat.

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Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

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