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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Jerry Sandusky and a pedifle? Nothing.

What is a refrigerator and white all over? A refrigerator

if i could change the alphabet, i wouldn't its perfectly fine the way it is.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Nobody likes you.

What happened to the Atheist when he died? No one knows because there's no proof God does or does not exist and the only way to find out is to die.

How many dead babies can you fit in my car? 37 1/2

Thumbs down this! Please, i wanna see how many thumbs down this can get!!!

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Time to get a watch

Why do black men smell like horse poo? Because they showe horse shit in stables.

how do you get the high score on doodle jump? jump from platform to platform without falling or being attcked by various monsters.

Patient- Doctor, I am feel intense feeling for 15 year old pop singers!!! Doctor- Oh, sound like youve got Beiber Fever. Patient- Whew. I thought it was something serious Doctor- Its terminal, you have about 5 more days to live.

Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock knock! Who's there? Sheryl Sheryl who? No seriously, it's me, Sheryl.

what did the jew get for christmas? nothing jews dont celebrate christmas.

Duck A lays an egg which rolls into Duck B's nest. To whom does the egg technically belong to? Neither, ducks do not have the legal right of ownership.

what do you get if you take the head off a duck and a monkey, and swap them over to the other bodies. 2 dead animals and quite alot of mess

Q: If a midget walks by a woman stops and says "your hair smells nice today" is it sexual harassment? A: Yes, sexual harassment is a very serious subject and should not be allowed no matter your race, religion, or size.

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I'm a white rapper bro I do it all the time People don't like me cuz my words don't match

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding out you ate half a worm? Getting raped. Whats worse than that? Getting shot in the liver. Whats worse than that? Getting shot in the liver then getting raped.

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: Women's rights.

What do you call a black man hanging from a tree? Breakfast

Christmas was blonde that year and the lemon had several monkey lamps, so it asked, "Why are my toenails so radish-flavored?" There were no answers and many months passed by the Windows operating system like cars down a highway running over a family.

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