- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q - Why did the boy die? A - He had AIDS because his father raped him.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

A cannibal wearing a sport coat, grey slacks, and a pink tie walks into a bar holding a duck in one hand, a chicken in the other, and chewing on a human arm. He is subsequently shot by one of the patrons. There's a concealed weapons law here.

A man walks into a bar and says: "ouch!"

Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

What’s brown, sticky and smells like poo? Shit!!

I saw a kid watching Harry Potter so I asked him "Do you like Harry Potter?" he replued "yeah" so I asked "do you want to be Harry Potter" he said "yeah"... ...so I killed his parents and locked him in a cupboard.

I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

What did the priest say to the child.... nothing he just gripped his arm tightly and pulled down his pant

Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

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