- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

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I'm so popular... That I am friends with many people...

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was kidding about the wheels.

how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

Whats the best way to take down a skycraper? -Crash a plane into it-

How did the cat die? I just it nine times

What's the difference between a black man and cake? I like cake.

What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

Why can't women drive? Actually, they can as long as they legally acquire a driver's license and have no existing restrictions.

How long does it take to cook a baby in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy jacking off.

What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

Knock, knock. The man knocking finds a note taped to the door saying "we'll be back in a week", the man proceeds to walk back home and tell his wife that they weren't home and that he'll return the rake he borrowed from them next week when they're back.

Why did the tree fall? I cut it.

What do you call an Italian baby born with an extra toe? He was named Vincent Antonio Linguini and has been doing well with six toes.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

What did the peach say to the apple? Nothing. Peaches can't talk.

Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

Two elephants are in a bath tub. The first elephant says to the other elephant, "can you pass the soap?" The second elephant then replied, "No soap, radio."

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