Why did the wiener dog fight the cock. Because it was a cock-fight.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Why did the Black man drown? Because he could not and did not know how to swim. Because he could not afford the lessons to learn how to swim. Because he does not have the financial means to afford a lesson in swimming. Because he is of a low socio-economic level.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last night I came home to find my entire family murdered....

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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Why did Billy cry? He had Pubic Lice

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Why is the sky blue? Because when you look up at the sky, especially during the daytime, the sky is giving a bluish color.

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Why did the bartender tell the black man to "Get Out"? It was 4 a.m and the bar closed at 3:30 a.m an honest mistake by the man.

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how does an elephant ask for a bun? may i please have a bun?

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What do you get when you put a dog in a cage. Cantaloupes

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Your mom is so ugly, she buys groceries at the grocery store.

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A man walks into a barn the n was not visible

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What's big, wet and hairy? Not what you think it is.

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen to my mixtape? ... It's really good.

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Why did Tesco not serve a black guy? Because he just happen to be holding a gun

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Why did the koala bear fall out of the tree? Because it's dead.

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a black man jumps in a pool.

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What did the clerk say and do when he was givng out free food What he did:Gave them What he said:"If you want to get this free, pay $5.00"

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Your mama's so old that typical places of business grant her the senior citizen discount.

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The Paralympics! Even if you win, you're still retarded!

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Arron Glass

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what do you call a cow? A cow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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