ey can i pick your scabs plzz

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Knock knock. Who's there? Michael Jackson.

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What did the alien discuss with the other alien? Something we discussed.

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What happens when you put a cat in an oven? Don't, because it will die.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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Guy 1: That's what she said! HAHAHA!!! Guy 2: That's what who said? Guy 1: I don't know. :/

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Why do you give a blond a gun You dont

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whats funny with two wheels? A kid falling off his bike

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What has feathers, and is known to fly? A bird

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Whats white, black, and red all over? A half eaten penguin

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Q: What did Micheal Jackson Say to the boys? A: He can't speak because he's dead.

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a man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is slowly destroying his family

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iff god whas funny why thit he let your mother be raped and your sister murdered en iff satan whos a ice cream will he taste sweet ?

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A priest walks into a bar, which is suprising because priests don't usually go to bars.

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why did the chicken cros the road? Becuase the all the cars were stopped at the near by red light.

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Q Why is an octopus like a tree? A Haven't the foggiest.

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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The sons of modern psychology: COCAINE MOTHERF8CKERS! COMING OUT IN YOUR CINEMA RENTAL STORE YESTERDAY! Sold out. (yesterday)

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Why did the Black man drown? Because he could not and did not know how to swim. Because he could not afford the lessons to learn how to swim. Because he does not have the financial means to afford a lesson in swimming. Because he is of a low socio-economic level.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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black people. that is all...

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Why was the wife not in the kitchen? The husband's gay.

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What did the man on a business trip to Japan say to his wife on the phone? The nuclear reactor in the next city over is melting down as we speak. If I don't see you again, I love you.

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A man runs into a bar, he is in a coma for 7 years and most likely going to die, of severe brain damage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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