Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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once upon a time jeff peterson was taking a daily walk when he stops and stares at a strange object. it was an assasin with a knife who slaughtered jeff decapitating his head while his family cry's. THE END

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Whats gay and has wheels? Alex Egbert, I lied about the wheels

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What did the man on a business trip to Japan say to his wife on the phone? The nuclear reactor in the next city over is melting down as we speak. If I don't see you again, I love you.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm color blind.

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Why couldn't the asian drive the car. He was underage and did not have his license yet.

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ey can i pick your scabs plzz

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Q: What did Micheal Jackson Say to the boys? A: He can't speak because he's dead.

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What did the alien discuss with the other alien? Something we discussed.

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Q Why is an octopus like a tree? A Haven't the foggiest.

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What happens when you put a cat in an oven? Don't, because it will die.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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Guy 1: That's what she said! HAHAHA!!! Guy 2: That's what who said? Guy 1: I don't know. :/

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You know you are from New York when you live in Manhattan.

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whats funny with two wheels? A kid falling off his bike

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What has feathers, and is known to fly? A bird

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Whats white, black, and red all over? A half eaten penguin

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a man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is slowly destroying his family

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iff god whas funny why thit he let your mother be raped and your sister murdered en iff satan whos a ice cream will he taste sweet ?

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A priest walks into a bar, which is suprising because priests don't usually go to bars.

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why did the chicken cros the road? Becuase the all the cars were stopped at the near by red light.

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How many dead children can you fit in a garbage can? Give me a knife and i will find out

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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