Why was the little Jewish girl sad? Because neo-Nazis killed her family.

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*Tell your listener to say knock knock* B: Knock knock A: Who's there? B: *awkward silence

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What is the main similarity of Darth Vader and Michael Jackson? They are both dead fathers.

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen to my mixtape? ... It's really good.

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What is worse than burning your toast? - Obama

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PENIS THAT IS ALL!

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What's te best part about having sex with twenty two year olds? There are 20 of them ;)

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A man ingested a hamburger. It proved fatal due to a tomato allergy.

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So a black man, an Italian, a Mexican, an Irishman, a Chinese man, and a Jew walk into a bar. They go their separate ways and never see each other again.

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What do you get when you cross a blond with a plank of wood? A blond with a plank of wood on her head.

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Why did the person post a real joke with bad grammar and spelling on anti-joke.com? They didn't flippin' understand the point of the website.

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The sons of modern psychology: COCAINE MOTHERF8CKERS! COMING OUT IN YOUR CINEMA RENTAL STORE YESTERDAY! Sold out. (yesterday)

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Two guys walk in a bar, and they die.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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Guy 1: That's what she said! HAHAHA!!! Guy 2: That's what who said? Guy 1: I don't know. :/

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What happen to the ginger after he posted a joke? He was put in jail for 6 months, and analy raped in prision!

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how does an elephant ask for a bun? may i please have a bun?

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hey i just F****d u and this is crazy so delete the number and keep the baby

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replied, "That's probably because you're schizophrenic."

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Want to hear a funny joke? Sure. Women's Rights. That's not even a joke. You don't get it. It's not even a sentence.

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What do you do when you find a robber holding a 19 pound sack of poultry? Think life through and try to find out how you had this coming.

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ey can i pick your scabs plzz

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What is the difference in a dead dog in the road, and a dead black guy in the road? One was a dog and one was a human being..

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