What did the convicted necrophiliac pedophile do when he found a dead baby? He reported it to the authorities because despite his past habits and behaviour, and after years of rehabilitation he became a responsible and considerate citizen

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A white man asks a black man, "Did you fall into a chimney?" and laughs. The man proceeds to wash off his hands and face to reveal beautiful, dark-brown skin. Then they both joke about it because they are best friends.

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Why did the person post a real joke with bad grammar and spelling on anti-joke.com? They didn't flippin' understand the point of the website.

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Why did the teenager write a joke on here? Because after hours of surfing this website and casually laughing at herself she realized she had no life and the only way to feel happy with her self would be submitting her own to here.

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What happens when you put a cat in an oven? Don't, because it will die.

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When life gives you skittles, throw them at random people and say "taste the freaking rainbow!"

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How the hell did Susie get on the swing anyway I don't know you tell me?

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hey i just F****d u and this is crazy so delete the number and keep the baby

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Knock Knock Who's there? A package, the UPS man is already back in his truck.

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Why couldn't the asian drive the car. He was underage and did not have his license yet.

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A theif walks into a blonde ladies apartment. The theif takes all of her valuable belongings, leaving her life in shambles.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Michael Jackson.

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So a black man, an Italian, a Mexican, an Irishman, a Chinese man, and a Jew walk into a bar. They go their separate ways and never see each other again.

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a women walks into a room and says she got a good job..wait thats not possible..

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Waterboarding.

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Justin Bieber.

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Whats gay and has wheels? Alex Egbert, I lied about the wheels

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So a gay guy walks in a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind, get out." The gay says he will drink in the corner. Later, a construction worker walks into the bar. He says," Man, I'm so thirsty I could drink the sweat off a cows balls." The gay guy in the corners says," Mooooooooo."

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Why Do Black Men Like Koolaid Because its red

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why was the boy sad? his friend got hit by a bus.

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why did the boy fall down? he was shot

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Why did the mouse cross the road, and then go down it? It tried to get cheese on the other side, but got hit by a SUV and was stuck to the wheels. The rat on the wheel goes "Squish, Scratch,, Mush........

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have short-term memory loss. And roses are red.

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber and One Direction? A bunch of gay pop stars.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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