how does an elephant ask for a bun? may i please have a bun?

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*Tell your listener to say knock knock* B: Knock knock A: Who's there? B: *awkward silence

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what did the gay guy get for his birthday aids

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Why Do Black Men Like Koolaid Because its red

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What did the alien discuss with the other alien? Something we discussed.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Michael Jackson.

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A horse walks into a bar why the long face? I have aids

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted honey. Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to get to his house. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stupid.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AIDS and now you do too!

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who has brown eyes blonde hair and red lips a human-being

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a women walks into a room and says she got a good job..wait thats not possible..

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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What happens when you put a cat in an oven? Don't, because it will die.

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He killed himself.

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Knock knock Who's there? Yolanda I do not know anyone by that name. I am sorry Oh I must be at the wrong house. My apologies. Oh, it's alright. Have a nice day You too. Take care!

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Why did a blind man buy a violin. To learn how to play a violin.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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Why did the car stop? There was a fridge in the road

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A man walks into a barn the n was not visible

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replied, "That's probably because you're schizophrenic."

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A theif walks into a blonde ladies apartment. The theif takes all of her valuable belongings, leaving her life in shambles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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