A man is being followed by a large swarm of mosquitoes. He eradicates them by spraying himself with an insect repellent that has a high deet concentration.

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That other group is a *********************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************** From Jackson Edwards

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Why did the teenager write a joke on here? Because after hours of surfing this website and casually laughing at herself she realized she had no life and the only way to feel happy with her self would be submitting her own to here.

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber and One Direction? A bunch of gay pop stars.

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What happens when you put a cat in an oven? Don't, because it will die.

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whats worse then 9/11? -George W. Bush

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What has four legs, is green and furry, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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*Tell your listener to say knock knock* B: Knock knock A: Who's there? B: *awkward silence

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hey i just F****d u and this is crazy so delete the number and keep the baby

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the fourth panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. -BG_Shank_A

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Why couldn't the asian drive the car. He was underage and did not have his license yet.

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So a black man, an Italian, a Mexican, an Irishman, a Chinese man, and a Jew walk into a bar. They go their separate ways and never see each other again.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Michael Jackson.

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What did the alien discuss with the other alien? Something we discussed.

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why was the boy sad? his friend got hit by a bus.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges don't talk

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How many dead children can you fit in a garbage can? Give me a knife and i will find out

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whats the problem with black and mexican jokes? once youve heard juan youve heard jamal

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a women walks into a room and says she got a good job..wait thats not possible..

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What do you call a kid without brothers or sisters What? a chinese Boy!!!!!!! lol ;)

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The sons of modern psychology: COCAINE MOTHERF8CKERS! COMING OUT IN YOUR CINEMA RENTAL STORE YESTERDAY! Sold out. (yesterday)

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Why was the baby going so fast? It was tied to a bus.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Waterboarding.

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Guy 1: That's what she said! HAHAHA!!! Guy 2: That's what who said? Guy 1: I don't know. :/

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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