Why did the person post a real joke with bad grammar and spelling on anti-joke.com? They didn't flippin' understand the point of the website.

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George Bush.

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The Paralympics! Even if you win, you're still retarded!

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Why did the Black man drown? Because he could not and did not know how to swim. Because he could not afford the lessons to learn how to swim. Because he does not have the financial means to afford a lesson in swimming. Because he is of a low socio-economic level.

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When Life throws you lemons you might be hallucinating

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how long has dibey got left like :)

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Why was the wife not in the kitchen? The husband's gay.

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No, I still have to make sense of some facts bits and pieces here, and thinking is pretty much the only thing I can do at this moment, so why would my doppelganger wannabe call me from her mothers place?

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What has four legs, is green and furry, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a shed? A: Considering babies are incapable of rational thought it is unlikely they would understand how to employ the correct method to paint.

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What is worse than burning your toast? - Obama

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There's an American, an African, and a Chinese walking down the street. Because the bar is down there.

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So a black man, an Italian, a Mexican, an Irishman, a Chinese man, and a Jew walk into a bar. They go their separate ways and never see each other again.

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How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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How do you make a baby cry? Break its legs.

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whats 2+2? gonorrhea.

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The sons of modern psychology: COCAINE MOTHERF8CKERS! COMING OUT IN YOUR CINEMA RENTAL STORE YESTERDAY! Sold out. (yesterday)

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He killed himself.

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black people. that is all...

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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Tim tebow is the anti christ

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What did the man on a business trip to Japan say to his wife on the phone? The nuclear reactor in the next city over is melting down as we speak. If I don't see you again, I love you.

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Why did the car stop? There was a fridge in the road

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What's the difference between gold and silver? Atomic number

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