What is it called when a black man does cocaine? A felony.

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Why was the little Jewish girl sad? Because neo-Nazis killed her family.

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Why did the elephant cross the river? CAUSE YOLO (even though he died)

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's actually much safer to look through the peep hole than it is to let a stranger know you are home.

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Why Do Black Men Like Koolaid Because its red

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How many dead children can you fit in a garbage can? Give me a knife and i will find out

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The sons of modern psychology: COCAINE MOTHERF8CKERS! COMING OUT IN YOUR CINEMA RENTAL STORE YESTERDAY! Sold out. (yesterday)

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Why was the baby going so fast? It was tied to a bus.

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Why did the wiener dog fight the cock. Because it was a cock-fight.

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Why did the penis rape the vagina, because it felt good!

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A blonde brunette and redhead all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? The brunette because she jumped first

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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No, I still have to make sense of some facts bits and pieces here, and thinking is pretty much the only thing I can do at this moment, so why would my doppelganger wannabe call me from her mothers place?

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When life gives you skittles, throw them at random people and say "taste the freaking rainbow!"

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So these two gay guys walk backwards into a bar.

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How do you keep a mexican from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.

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So a gay guy walks in a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind, get out." The gay says he will drink in the corner. Later, a construction worker walks into the bar. He says," Man, I'm so thirsty I could drink the sweat off a cows balls." The gay guy in the corners says," Mooooooooo."

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hey i just F****d u and this is crazy so delete the number and keep the baby

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Q. Why did the friend say to the other friend "Your soo gay!" A. Because he was gay..

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if a bra is called a over the shoulder boulder holder what is male underware called sincerly, under the butt nut hut

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. Your husband has been killed in an accident.

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Nah, its fine, I just went to get a popsicle, and its square, so don't get any ideas. Honestly? When I first met "some jerk" calling himself Nero here, I began calling myself Nero, because I thought that the jerk that turned out to be you, Nero himself, sigh. was screwing over his own reputation. But now I realize that what makes you who you are, is that you say whats on your mind without going "oh no what will others think about me, what if this or that happens", you accept yourself for who you are, and if the rest do not, well screw them right? As you told me at first and proved to me during our conversations, you respect and value individuality and integrity. And well, you are a guy, you think like a guy (I honestly dont think we girls think that differently, we are simply socially indoctrinated or "engineered" in order to think that we do), I mean let me say something really honest here. Nero, I only dare say this once, so take me seriously I really want you to fuck me, and yeah, I may say that when we meet too, considering I have not even said it yet, just in my head... Anyway, its not something I am insecure about nor ever was and blahblahblah, the end, oh, and yeah, I really want and need a friend like you.

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A priest walks into a bar, which is suprising because priests don't usually go to bars.

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