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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he was black

Why are asians so smart? Because they study very hard and learn the material.

holocaust jokes are bad, anne frankly they annoy me

A blonde brunette and redhead all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? The brunette because she jumped first

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

Why did Cody sit in the corner? Because his daddy didn't love him. #DaddyDoesn'tLoveYouAnymoreChair

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him Food Stamps.

No, I still have to make sense of some facts bits and pieces here, and thinking is pretty much the only thing I can do at this moment, so why would my doppelganger wannabe call me from her mothers place?

So these two gay guys walk backwards into a bar.

What is it called when a black man does cocaine? A felony.

Why was the little Jewish girl sad? Because neo-Nazis killed her family.

hey i just F****d u and this is crazy so delete the number and keep the baby

Why did the elephant cross the river? CAUSE YOLO (even though he died)

Knock Knock Who's there? It's actually much safer to look through the peep hole than it is to let a stranger know you are home.

Q: What did Micheal Jackson Say to the boys? A: He can't speak because he's dead.

How many dead children can you fit in a garbage can? Give me a knife and i will find out

Why was the baby going so fast? It was tied to a bus.

Why did the wiener dog fight the cock. Because it was a cock-fight.

Why did the penis rape the vagina, because it felt good!

Knock knock Who's there? Yolanda I do not know anyone by that name. I am sorry Oh I must be at the wrong house. My apologies. Oh, it's alright. Have a nice day You too. Take care!

How do you keep a mexican from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.

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