Why did Billy cry? He had Pubic Lice

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What did the midget say to the clown that was blocking the doorway? Excuse me

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Why did the car stop? There was a fridge in the road

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What is the main similarity of Darth Vader and Michael Jackson? They are both dead fathers.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. Your husband has been killed in an accident.

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"Ask me if I'm a banana." "Are you a banana?" "No."

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An American guy, Chinese guy, and Black guy are on a boat. Who jumps off first? Hopefully no one jumps off, especially because the ocean current is strong. They should call the coast guard if they are lost and find a safe way back to shore.

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Yo Momma's so fat she has Type 1 Diabetes.

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Guy: If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I would put I and u together. Girl: Really because if I could r-arrange the Alphabet I would put f and u together

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George Bush.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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whats 2+2? gonorrhea.

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Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one. Lady Gaga has a small one. Madonna doesn't have one. What is it? A last name.

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Why did the penis rape the vagina, because it felt good!

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Are women better than men? Dont know but what we do know is they swing at bigger balls (softballs), shoot from lower basketball nets, do pushups from their knees. Shall I go on?

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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No, I still have to make sense of some facts bits and pieces here, and thinking is pretty much the only thing I can do at this moment, so why would my doppelganger wannabe call me from her mothers place?

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a shed? A: Considering babies are incapable of rational thought it is unlikely they would understand how to employ the correct method to paint.

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PENIS THAT IS ALL!

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What is worse than burning your toast? - Obama

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How many dead children can you fit in a garbage can? Give me a knife and i will find out

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges don't talk

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Whats plastic and phonie a phone

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