You know you are from New York when you live in Manhattan.

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A Mexican, a Jew and an African walk into a bar. Now, it seem it was the Jew's turn to pay for drinks. So, all three ordered drinks, and the Jew paid for them.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Lemons Lemons who? The fruit

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Why couldn't the asian drive the car. He was underage and did not have his license yet.

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A rabbi, a nun, a priest, a hooker, a stripper, 2 secret servicemen, a teacher, a midget, a ginger, a rodeo clown, a nascar driver, a homosexual native american, a heterosexual native american, 2 portuguese tuba players, an african american taxi driver, a blind man, his seeing eye dog, a bartender, 2 minor league baseball players, 3 lesbian mexican salsa dance instructors and a dwarf are all in a bar. They all had a good time and the teacher and one ol the portuguese tuba players ended up becoming facebook friends.

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what did the gay guy get for his birthday aids

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Knock knock. Who's there? Michael Jackson.

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why did the boy fall down? he was shot

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who has brown eyes blonde hair and red lips a human-being

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AIDS and now you do too!

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a women walks into a room and says she got a good job..wait thats not possible..

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knock knock who's there? refelection reflection who? reflection in the mirror, it's you -lINDz@Y $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ s/0 to my B0oFrand J0rdan MiLaRR

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Waterboarding.

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber and One Direction? A bunch of gay pop stars.

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If a man without hands is called a handicap, what do you call a man without legs? A handicap.

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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How do you keep a mexican from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.

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So a gay guy walks in a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind, get out." The gay says he will drink in the corner. Later, a construction worker walks into the bar. He says," Man, I'm so thirsty I could drink the sweat off a cows balls." The gay guy in the corners says," Mooooooooo."

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When is homework not homework? When it is turned into the teacher.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A package, the UPS man is already back in his truck.

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Want to hear a funny joke? Sure. Women's Rights. That's not even a joke. You don't get it. It's not even a sentence.

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What happened when an atheist burned down the home of a priest? He was arrested, charged with arson and sentenced to 5 years in prison.

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What happened to the peanut who went to New York City? He got a-salted

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why was the boy sad? his friend got hit by a bus.

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