Guy 1: That's what she said! HAHAHA!!! Guy 2: That's what who said? Guy 1: I don't know. :/

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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When life gives you skittles, throw them at random people and say "taste the freaking rainbow!"

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What has four legs, is green and furry, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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How do you keep a mexican from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.

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You know you are from New York when you live in Manhattan.

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What's the difference between gold and silver? Atomic number

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen to my mixtape? ... It's really good.

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Why did the man with no arms, and no legs knock on your door? He can't, he has no arms!

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? I don't know man, but you touch yourself at night.

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What do you call two black guys flying a plane? Pilots.

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Q Why is an octopus like a tree? A Haven't the foggiest.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't because he wasn't capable of having emotions after he fell into a coma and died 10 months ago after a severe car crash involving a drunk driver. The believed driver,3 had a blood alcohol of .26 and rear ended 6's car at 60 mph. 3 was uninjured and promptly arrested but....6 wasn't so lucky. The doctors said there was no chance of him coming back and they pulled the plug.He was only 9 days away from his 32nd birthday. The funeral was held shortly after, 7 seemed the most upset and couldn't hold back the tears well enough to make it through the whole service. The family is now forever scarred. In Loving Memory of 6 February 22,1982-February 13,2014 Loving father, Caring husband, Forever in our hearts

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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The sons of modern psychology: COCAINE MOTHERF8CKERS! COMING OUT IN YOUR CINEMA RENTAL STORE YESTERDAY! Sold out. (yesterday)

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What happens when you put a cat in an oven? Don't, because it will die.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Why did Cody sit in the corner? Because his daddy didn't love him. #DaddyDoesn'tLoveYouAnymoreChair

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Why was the wife not in the kitchen? The husband's gay.

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What happen to the ginger after he posted a joke? He was put in jail for 6 months, and analy raped in prision!

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Why was the Nazi killed? for crimes against Humanity

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What is it called when a black man does cocaine? A felony.

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Why was the little Jewish girl sad? Because neo-Nazis killed her family.

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Q. Why did the friend say to the other friend "Your soo gay!" A. Because he was gay..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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