- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When is homework not homework? When it is turned into the teacher.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

banana

Roses are red Violets are blue I have AIDS and now you do too!

What's worse than finding ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees

roses are red, violets are blue, i have adhd, OH A CHEESEPUFF

sexual intercourse.

What did the cow say to the bull. they had kids because they shared an interest in being silent.

why didnt the mouse go for the cheese on the mouse trap it is proven that mice dont actually really like cheese all that much.

What's red and invisible? No Tomatoes

How many people can you fit in an oven? A: I Don't know ask a holocaust survivor.

A man walks into a bar. He's covered in Ash because the north tower just collapsed.

Whats brown and sticky? A massive shit.

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot.

How's a raven like a writing desk. you really are alice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had just escaped from the slaughterhouse and ran for its life.

Why was the construction worker crying? Because do to the failing economy, he was recently let go from his job, and he is mortified by the idea of being unable to find work and ending up homeless and unable to fend for his family.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Simon says; "You're adopted."

What's worse than seeing your grandma naked. nothing.

Knock knock Who's there? The police. Your husband has been killed in an accident.

Why did the boy have no friends? Because he was autistic.

I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, “No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night.”

An American guy, Chinese guy, and Black guy are on a boat. Who jumps off first? Hopefully no one jumps off, especially because the ocean current is strong. They should call the coast guard if they are lost and find a safe way back to shore.

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