what did one farmer say to the other farmer we are farmers

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Why did robin get in the batmobile? Batman told him to

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What did the alien discuss with the other alien? Something we discussed.

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Man: Docter it hurts when i touch my legs! Docter: yeah you have two shattered knee caps youll never walk again.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What do you call a man who stole from a thief? A thief, no matter whom you are stealing from the consequences are dire.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti joke Bananas

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Why does Mike Tyson always win his fights? Because he hides in a refridgerator

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A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed!" The 14 year old yells back "Excuse me? Do you see a fvcking pickaxe?"

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A priest walks into a bar, which is suprising because priests don't usually go to bars.

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What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

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*Knock knock* Who's there? Stab.

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Isn't it funny that we think it's totally normal for females to not have penises but for literally EVERY OTHER group of people, it's weird and not ok double standard?

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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what did the blind santa say to the jewish child jewish people don't believe in santa...awkward.

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What did the japonese man say? Nothing that we can understand.

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If a man without hands is called a handicap, what do you call a man without legs? A handicap.

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What is it called when a black man does cocaine? A felony.

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Why was the little Jewish girl sad? Because neo-Nazis killed her family.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Having a refrigerator fall on you

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knock knock who's there? Kallie Kallie who? sorry, wrong house

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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So there are two elephants in a bathtub. Elephant 1: "yo can you pass the shampoo" Elephant 2: "radio!"

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Why couldn't the asian drive the car. He was underage and did not have his license yet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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