a women walks into a room and says she got a good job..wait thats not possible..

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How do you stop a baby from flying? Hit it with a shovel.

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What's broken to the side of the road and covered in cookie crumbs? A girlscout that got hit by a car.

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Lol, listen, the suggestion lies in the "not not", you are using not twice in your mind, which under trance makes it so your subconcious registers that you are using a double negative while you consciously do not. Look back at the messages and register consciously that you and I have been using "not not" twice during the past messages, when the net shuts down here, you reinforce the "I will totally notnot, tell him" so the suggestion just gets stronger.

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A twelve year old walks into a bar. How Tragic

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A man enters a bar, and says: "It is impossible to drown in an elevator" This is incorrect.

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The Arrowtongue commands the road like a semi-truck. But the Gyrosprinter corners on a dime.

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What do you get when you mix a racoon and a human. A Smoothie

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boobs

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No, I still have to make sense of some facts bits and pieces here, and thinking is pretty much the only thing I can do at this moment, so why would my doppelganger wannabe call me from her mothers place?

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. The first muffin did not look over to the other one and did not talk to it because muffins are objects and do not have the ability to communicate.

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why did jimmy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs!

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Why was the Nazi killed? for crimes against Humanity

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You

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Knock Knock. KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK. ANYBODY HOME?

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My friend told me to break a leg before the show. I disobeyed him and injured no one. It's just a figure of speech.

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Womens rights

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges don't talk

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Their names, if you know them. If not just say "excuse me"

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What happened to the peanut who went to New York City? He got a-salted

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Whats 1+1? Well,According to John Willemain's Business Analysis: Problem Solving Using Calculus and Finite Mathematics it's 2.

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A man walks into a bar and has a wonderful time drinking with his friends, arrives home at a reasonable time and goes to bed.

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What did the Dyslexic man write on his Christmas card? Merry Christmas

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