What has four legs, is green and furry, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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What do you call thousands of people starving all across the globe? Not my problem.

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Q. Why did the friend say to the other friend "Your soo gay!" A. Because he was gay..

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

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Want to hear a joke? I'm sorry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's a chicken and it doesn't know any better. It probably doesn't know where it is much less where it's going.

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Whats better than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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A Jew and a Nazi have dinner together...... they both immensely enjoyed the wine.

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Q: what's black and white and red all over? A: someone getting murderd on a news paper

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How is nothing something if it is nothing?...

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holocaust jokes are bad, anne frankly they annoy me

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What is green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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What's green and has wheels? Dave Matthew's Band

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What did George W. Bush say to his wife when he got home? I'm home.

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So three Mexicans, a black man, and 2 white men enter a room. They promptly sever their penises and jump out the window because they are all members of a strange cult.

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What do you call a black guy going into mcdonalds A great opportunity to make a raciest joke

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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What do you call a black man running down the street? A promising athlete in training.

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Q: why did the girl fall off the swing?? A: because she had no arms or legs.

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Why did the alligator travel through time? To get to the other side.

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Want to hear a funny joke? Sure. Women's Rights. That's not even a joke. You don't get it. It's not even a sentence.

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What has feathers, and is known to fly? A bird

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Sometimes I light my hair on fire and pretend I'm a candle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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